Тексты песен «Stephen Lynch»

Dear diary, today was a great day Bought myself a brand new horse She's strong and fast and so very beautiful and just a little wild of course I know tomorrow I can tame her If I only believe Wish me luck diary,...

Dear Diary Today was a fine day I got the music in my soul I'm writing songs and making records I feel my life is finally whole I can't wait to tell my father To see what he will say Peace and love Diary, Marvin...

Dear Diary Today was a grand day Took a bath, had a spot of tea Did the New York Times crossword puzzle Listened to a symphony I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now See what the day will bring Live is good love,...

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass And make her your wife and love her with love so true Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low When her river runs red, then...

I'm a rich and famous doctor I always KNEW I'd be An expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda: Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find If you get your nerve up Slip inside the stirrups Single...

Every time I drink a beer It makes your lazy eye disappear Every time I do a shot I think you're hot, but I know you're not Oh, I'm just trying to drink you...

Wanna have some quality time with my son So I brought him down to the fishin' hole Didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole Said, "That's alright, son. Let's go and get an...

The union of a woman and a man, Touching for the very first time; The gentle texture of a hand, True love is always hard to find. And sometimes ' my penis ain't as hard as wood. And sometimes ' you're disappointed in...

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said, u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way", and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, and i lie wondering just what i should i do... i could kick you in...

Here we are dear old friend You and i drunk again Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if i were gay I would give you my heart And if i were gay You'd be my work of...

(Verse 1) I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Geere can do it i can too I get undressed, I start to lube I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube Wondering just, How he'll feel Will he like better than his...

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange When Grandfather dies, my whole life will change When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell 'Coz I'll be fucking rich as hell. So Grandfather die, don't keep me in...

There's a hair on the soap and it's short and it's curly There's a hair on the soap and I don't think it's...

All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a part of me That just aint there Please,...

I want to write you a poem That stands the test of all time A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note With meter and rythym and rhyme I want it to speak of your virtue Sing praise to your stature and poise I want it to...

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store The sound of cute little...

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?...

Stephen: I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush. Friends: Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do...

Here we are dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been had and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if I were gay I would give you my heart And if I were gay You'd be my work of art...

Here we are Dear old friends You and i drunk again Laughs have been had Tears have been shed Maybe the whisky has gone to my head But if i were gay I would give you my heart And if i were gay You'd be my work of art And...