Тексты песен «Stephen Lynch»

I see you there Behind the glass I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you Shake that ass I watch you grind I watch you dance I show you mine, you show me yours and when we're done I button up my pants And...

Hey, It's Lynch Leave me a message (beep) Pick up, you there, Alright, Dude give me a call, I don't know what happened last night, Just let me know what's going on, I was wasted, Did we have a good time, give me a call,...

Oh, you're so beautiful, baby. Oh, your hair. And I just, I love kissing your neck. Oh, look at this little belly button. Look at that. And I love you just.. What the...

Seven, eight, nine, ten. Olie, olie oxenfree! Ed come on. Kids. No, it's hide and seek. You're supposed to hide when you're.. Find a tree or something, hide.. Come on Ed, oh Jesus...

{Hey, Lynch.} Yeah. {Have you seen my gerbil?} Hm? {My gerbil, have you seen it?} Uhh....

Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And Animal is looking dyno-mite Oh Jim Henson's...

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I...

There's a man who pedals into danger If you eat chinese food, this guys no stranger He's weaving down the block The man will risk his life to bring you egg rolls Little Asian Man Little Asian Man He may just get run...

You're the love of my life But it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being mis-led See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head And it makes you smile when you hear...

Little Tiny Moustache - Stephen Lynch You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being misled See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head And it...

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. But I...

Hush little girl Sweet baby don't cry Tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby Tonight Why can't it all be like it was before? How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore? Cause daddy likes porno and...

Hush little girl Sweet baby don't cry Tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby Tonight Why can't it all be like it was before? How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore? Cause daddy likes porno and...

hush little girl, sweet sweet baby don't cry,tonight Why can't it all be, the way it was, before how can i explain, why mommy's not here, any more Because Daddy likes porno, and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted,...

Come, fair lady to my bed, we go, And verily sweet pleasure's we shall know, Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb, I beseech thee give a trim, For thy bush doth overflow, My lady doth have a 70's muff, A 1470's muff...

It's College time again September's almost here Hanging with freshmen girls Frat party kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting mixer at delta chi we take some oxycontin dave matthew gettin' high and then as I undress her...

Thank you dear lady for being my mom, you did all my homework you took me to prom, and I was the only guy who got lucky that...

Thank you dear lady for being my mom, you did all my homework you took me to prom, and I was the only guy who got lucky that...

You say that's you're leaving but just for a day The company wants you to fly to LA So you leave me alone and I sit and I say What will I do today Today while you're away I will... Sniff all your underwear Dress in...

Hey, Well we come from Alabama, but were in Afghanistan Were navy seals and green marines, hunting for a man They say he has a beard, a face, a dipper on his head I heard we wont be coming home until that fucker's dead...