Тексты песен «Sudden Death»

(parody of "Jinglin' Baby" by L.L. Cool J) I call you every day, we go out every night I hope we'll be together for the rest of our lives People spread gossip, just jealous I guess Because the smell that you give off...

I've been growin' my cactus since birth and I'll tell you that It's even more fun to have than a Chia Pet Fun's just begun, when I take it off the shelf I play with it with friends or when I'm by myself Flourishing...

{*a parody of the Fat Boys' song "Fat Boys"*} Frat boys Frat boys Now we may be inebriated, and somewhat dumb But I'll tell you one thing, we can surely come To the party, and wreck the house Won't go home at all,...

Now get back, give me slack from the entonement pit 'Cause the Sudden Death-Honeynut conglomerate Is fuelin' the fire for the monster jam I'm movin' the masses with the mic in my hand and Pinch-hittin' as it's writtin'...

Pain supreme, keep the open cut clean But only where there's hair otherwise it doesn't count But even if there's not an open cut anywhere Put a band-aid on, pull it slow and shout Eyebrows seem to be one of the best Or...

{*a parody of 2Pac's song "California Love"*} Halitosis Hurts everybody Your halitosis Is ungodly It's amazing how bad you smell It's amazing I'm still alive It's amazing what you smell like No you're not very well...

[Chorus] I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail like you just wouldn't believe I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! And I think it's starting to bleed! [Verse One] I got...

One two for my crew, three fo' for the dough that I'm Makin', five six seven for the lives that I'm Takin', eight nine ten for my singers Start over at one because I ran out of fingers But I got a finger for you and...

Hold on to your lunch 'cause the Sudden Death bunch Is buggin' in my basement comin' up with a crunch That settles in your stomach runs it all around Till it spews out your mouth then spills on the ground Can't think of...

(parody of "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd) Step outside, take off your coat You got me so mad I wanna slit your throat You puked on my food spilled food on my tux And you take it out on me just because your life...

Get dragged to places I don't wanna go I stand around all day and then you know I fall alseep standing up and hit my face on the floor I'm bored Sitting in a place I don't wanna be Why in the world does this happen to...

Hey big boy, ooh, you're lookin' fine I like your little mustache and your cute behind What the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I like guys who go the other route What-cha say you and me go dance? There's something...

(parody of "Perfection" by Run-DMC) Infection's my job, I must be valiant I'm a germ that was born with a natural talent I enter your body then I put up a fight No mistake I'll make you puke all night I'll throw your...

Filet Mignon, by candlelight Near the fireplace so late at night Soft music in the back and the record don't skip Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip You're so beautiful in every way I'm just surprised...

[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] All of my life I've been called a geek A loser, a dweeb and a side-show freak All the other kids picked on me quite a bit Except for the ones who preferred to hit Always hated...

God damn, why don't you get a life I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin' your own? Ya know I just saved your rear I killed a shit eatin' dog...

{*a parody of Wyclef Jean's song "We're Trying to Stay Alive"*} Kicked in the balls! Looki-looki-lookin' sharp on a Saturday night Hangin' out with my friends at a club and everything is alright Pickin' up a hot lady...

And here's the hottest rap group since Vanilla Ice Here's The Polar Bears singing 'Let's Do It' Hello baby, do you know me I'm the freshest MC that could ever be I'm MC Average Sellout Punk And I won't feed you a lot...

(parody of "Regulate" by Warren G. and Nate Dogg) Masturbators We'll masturbate with anything we can get our hands on From Victoria's Secret Catalogs to Archie Comics We're damn good, too But you can't be any Jack off...

(parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot) I feel sick and I just might die And I honestly don't know why But when my doc walked in with a huge seringe And a big grin on his face I passed out Which doctor is mine?...