Тексты песен «Sudden Death»


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Sudden Death - Necrophilia

Living in the dead zone, my foreplay Takes place in the land where cadavers decay Every Friday night I go out to the necropolis And take my situation to the max and get on top of it People think I'm sick and I never...

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Sudden Death - New Jersey Lifestyle

{*a parody of Fat Joe's song "My Lifestyle"*} [Tom Rockwell] Uhh.. yeah.. Jersey baby! Welcome to Jersey, ya heard? Yeah, uh! Can't even pump your own gas here! Yo.. yeah, yeah, yo [Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden...

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Sudden Death - Ozzman

{*a parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Iron Man"*} You can come and see my band, as I command Heavy metal rhythms from a middle aged man Smack my doggies when they crap on the rug But then I feel bad because I love that...

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Sudden Death - Pair O' Dice Lost

(parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) As I walk through Las Vegas oh this city is def I take a look in my wallet and realize there's nothing left 'Cause I've been bettin' and losing for so long that I still hear...

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Sudden Death - Pick It

(parody of "Wicked" by Ice Cube) 1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it Out, wave it about Then I just pass it around like a hand out Pickin' runny snots, bloody clots Then throw...

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Sudden Death - Pms

(parody of "O.P.P." by Naughty By Nature) P.M.S., I just can't take it, it's like an earthquake It takes over her emotions and then breaks it P is for Pre, M is for Menstrual intervening The final S has a lot of...

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Sudden Death - Pop Goes The Pimple

(parody of "Pop Goes The Weasel" by 3rd Bass) Pop goes the pop goes the oozin' of the pimple The scar'll leave and artificial dimple You got a face full of jelly like Smuckers I should have started PUSS, People...

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Sudden Death - Pop Star

{*a parody of the 50 Cent song "Wanksta"*} [Intro] OK, who's next? Hi, My name's Jason And I'm going to sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow OK. Go for it (Really bad) Somewhere over the rainbow/ Way over there Oh dear...

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Sudden Death - Praying To The Porcelain God

I'm here praying to the Porcelain God, oh my God I'm gonna puke What's the use, now my body's made of juice And it's all gonna fly out my mouth you know why Because I drank too much, now I think I'm gonna die I'm on my...

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Sudden Death - Psycho Slut From Hell

The girl has got a hole kinda like the Grand Canyon No there ain't a jimmy that the jenny would abandon Doesn't matter, short, fat, thin, wide Jumps up, spreads her legs, down, boom, what a ride Got a second pair of...

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Sudden Death - Rabid Chipmunks

Dave: "Are you ready, Sherman?" Sherman: "Yeah, sure, Dave." Dave: "Are you ready, Bob?" Bob: "Yeah, whatever, Dave." Dave: "Are you ready, Melvin?.... Melvin,... MELVIN!!!!" Melvin: "Shut up, Dave!" Dave: "Melvin, we...

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Sudden Death - Rhyme Master

We started, fell apart, then we started it again 'Cause my heart was still alive so I strived to comprehend Why the songs seemed to die, before long the dream complied So I tried and I chose, and I rose like the tide...

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Sudden Death - Road Ragin'

(parody of "Bawitaba" by Kid Rock) [chorus]: Foot to the floor, get out the way, ziggin' zaggin' Ziggin' through the traffic and up goes the finger Get out of my waaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Comin' through! And this is for the...

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Sudden Death - Roadkill Lover

Look into my headlights, stand there frozen Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode I can get drinks that aren't served in any...

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Sudden Death - Show 'em How It's Done

I'm gonna show you how I flow, here we go, are you ready? To be taken to a land made of suit and confetti Where logic is illogical and often times fought Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout my brain, and my train of thought In order...

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Sudden Death - Silicon Valley

At home, Friday night, and I'm checkin' out the Playboy Channel But it might be too much for me to handle 'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed I see a beautiful woman with a speed bump on her chest Yo,...

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Sudden Death - Sleep Around

(parody of "Jump Around" by House Of Pain) Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin I came and went now I live a life of sin It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor Could go down the block, but I'm savin' some...

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Sudden Death - Slow Painful Death

{*a parody of The Fugees' song "Killing Me Softly"*} Numbing my brain with that singer Echoes for days in my head Killing me slowly with this song Killing me slowly with this song Ruined my whole life with this tune...

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Sudden Death - Smoker

In a store full of heath food you buy the crap Twenty little fixes of cancer in a pack With a college tuition's worth of taxes placed on 'em all Russian Roulette, you and the Surgeon General Kill the lungs and the...

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Sudden Death - South Park Junkie

{*a parody of BDP's song "South Bronx"*} Many people tell me this show is pathetic But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic TV tunes in and my brain tunes out And it takes another week for me to fully calm down...