Тексты песен «Tim Hawkins»

My girlfriend dumped my five days ago you're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know yeah two is company, three is a crowd but Friday night's comin up and I heard you're goin out I've been down since she been gone...

Some people say we're goofy Mysterious and spooky Our neighbors think we're kooky A homeschool family We drive a white Conversion We learn about the Persians Our six-year-old's a surgeon A homeschool family We learn...

I close my eyes Tryin to get some shut eye on this airplane ride I start to dream then I'm forced to wake up very suddenly Someone broke wind, I believe somebody broke wind I'm in the van Taking a long road trip with...

(If you're getting older, this song is for you) When the day's begun Some other time's O.K. If you've got a bald spot Wanna keept what you got No gain Your hair line, it's fine, it shines these lyrics are submitted...

Don't come in my yard no more You've ruined my lawn before Whatever you kids are lookin' for HEY! Don't come in my yard no more these lyrics are submitted by FF5...

Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing Yeah, but when I hit the floor, I feel the pain Uh-huh. Oh! Oh! I need to put on my back-saving shoes To boogie with you, yeah I'm gonna put on my back-saving shoes To...

You say that I?m a Fruit Loop, and my heart?s upon the shelf Inside a box of cereal, I must explain myself I know I love my Wheaties, but I hate to see you go So listen to me Totally before you Cheerio If I was your...

Chick-fil-A. I could eat that seven times a day Where the people laugh and children play Oh, I'm in love with Chick-fil-A Suddenly, I need waffle fries in front of me With some nuggets & a large sweet tea Oh,...

I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi in the humid summer heat on a boat with my best friend Cletus who was sleeping in the back seat well the bites were slow and we were running low on chips and Gatorade...

You have some lovely children and a lovely wife you have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life but you do knew this day was coming it was always meant to be your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy...

What is this place Chipotle? What's up with that? No. Are we just giving up on the normal-sized burritos now? Yeah, take a laundry bag & fill it with meat That's what I want I don't want a tortilla I want a huge towel!...

Hey little caterpillar. Such a pretty caterpillar. I know that your gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday. I don't know if that's gonna happen, because... I have, decided to feed you to the fire ants! The fire ants!...

Hey little caterpillar. Such a pretty caterpillar. I know that your gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday. I don't know if that's gonna happen, because? I have, decided to feed you to the fire ants! The fire ants!...

Just the other day some dude asked me where I'm gonna spend eternity He said I didn't know my future was wack so he opened up the holy book and showed me that F-R-E-E that spells 'free' salvation for you and me says...

Bay bay wussup mane? Wuddup Juicy? Wiz wussup? Project Pat wussup? Taylor Gang in this bitch We"re pourin' drinks in the club, smell the weed when we coming in We ain"t worried bout the game 'cus we running it Got a...

Girl take my hand And let all inhibitions go You and me no regrets tonight It's Friday night and I'm feelin' alright Clap your hands to the beat now with me I know this is what you need This is from me to you I wanna...

Hey there, Delilah This is your ex-boyfriend Samson I know you thought that lifting weights Made me so buff and handsome You were wrong It?s cause I let my hair grow long That makes me strong Hey there, Delilah...

they're doin it in paris they're doin it in rome people just like me educatin' at home they got the homeschool, they got the homeschool blues don't worry about no uniform don't worry about my hair we never get snow...

It's early this mornin I get out of bed Throw on my clothes put a cap on my head I'm ready for fun cause i got the day off I'm meeting my buddies for fishing and golf I rush out the door and remember my wife go back to...

Vegans and pagans and rabid tree huggers Honey Boo Boo and her psychotic mother Sugar free anything and brussel sprouts These are the things that I dont care about Occupy Wall Street and Westborough Pickets White dudes...