Тексты песен «Toy Dolls»

If you're down and you're sick, and you want her out quick, but you don't know the trick what to do, she'll be laughing at you, if you don't have a clue show that you have grew up and shout... we are thru and say.....

He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows It's... DORKAMANIA, HE'S...

You can guess whatlife for Dougy is like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy.... [Chorus:] Dougy, Dougy, Giro, Dougy, Dougy, Giro. People say that he's not...

Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn't even know he was constipated He forced & he frowned, he pushed & he stained But on the toilet seat he...

Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn't even know he was constipated He forced & he frowned, he pushed & he stained But on the toilet seat he...

Ooh you won't ever see me without a smiling face diddle iddle I do that's coz I go Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin, ooh if you're feelin lonely or you're feelin blue just come with me I'll show you what to do.....

Fat Bob does not wash or scrub HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE When will Fat Bob use the sink? WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE! [Chorus:] A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET 50 DROP DEADY... BOBBY BOBBY QUICK...

Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache! I rubbed in some cream and started to scream! Oh no!!!...

Frederick Street was on the news tonight outside Fosters club had been a fight and everytime you go to dig the beat you will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... [Chorus:] Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's...

Frankie says that he's got vertigo He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto. Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains. [Chorus:] FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES....

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone" Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare [Chorus] Fred Olivier, to be or...

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone don't push me Never never gonna star in "Home Alone" Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare [Chorus:] Fred Olivier, to be or...

He's not a thief or a burglar he never robbed a bank he didn't commit murder all Geordie's bullets were blank Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty He's a good guy the guy they never saw the coppers were mistaken...

[Chorus:] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she though surely, It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,...

Here we go again, down to Griefsville, yah I'm sneezing, I'm wheezing, I'm freezing I'm outside with no coat on I turned the lights on, where she'd been She's with him, she'll kiss him, now it's grim Again for me I'll,...

Oh I can't forget a girl I knew H.O.'s her name, I bet there's no one else to blame for I used to be an easy going man but now I'm the one of the millions that she's made feel the same [Chorus:] Oh she's a stick of...

Oh! baby I fancy what do you mean? baby I fancy I know what you mean oooo ee Hanky Panky I'm feeling randy what do you mean? I'm feeling randy I know what you mean oooo ee Hanky Panky Oky doky hanky panky

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead. 9...

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead. 9...

Harry's hands are hands of mystery Connected to all calamities Harry's hands are hands of mystery They're accused of all burgiaries Harry's hands ain't what they used to be Harry's hands can't take anymore Harry's...