Тексты песен «Toy Dolls»


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Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips

Looking at her reflection, Ivy thought, I'll shock Don When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done, You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me But they all grimace, an insult to the human race A wifey with...

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Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street

My name is Bond! James Bond. James Bond lives down our street I've seen him he catches the 32 bus James Bond lives down our street sometimes he sits on the back seat with us he's got a gun strapped to his chest you...

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Toy Dolls - Jeans Been

tell her what you done, she's done too, you bet tell her who you've seen, she'll tell you she's met tell her where ya been, she'll o'been, she'll o'been truly she may fool you, but she ain't never gonna fool me new...

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Toy Dolls - Keith's A Thief

Keith works every night & day honesty's his goal but Keith's a thief coz he's still claiming dole what a fiddler Keith is he thinks he won't be caught but Keith is gonna end up in court the SS men will knock on the door...

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Toy Dolls - Kids In Tyne And Wear

Lookin' out a dirty old window, down below the cars in the city go rushing by We sit here with no dosh and wonder why? Should we catch the bus to Newcastle, we can't be bothered with the hassle going down, to search for...

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Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Aftenoon

Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers CHORUS: Lazy sunday afternoon I got no time to worry I close my eyes & drift away Here we all are sittin' in a...

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Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Afternoon

Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers [Chorus:] Lazy sunday afternoon I got no time to worry I close my eyes & drift away Here we all are sittin'...

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Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man

Yeahhhhhh: Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho! 4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft clot He's...

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Toy Dolls - Livin La Vida Loca

She's in to superstition Black cats and voodoo dolls I feel a premonition That girl's gonna make make me fall She's in to new sensations New kicks in candle light She's got a new addiction For every day and night...

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Toy Dolls - Livin' On Newton Hall

A thousand streets of 2 bedroom semis We always dreamed that we,d have one o'these Oh what a pity they were built by Wimpey's That common lot drove us round the bend so we moved up to Durham's posh end The likes of us...

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Toy Dolls - Melancholy Margaret

Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously She can't hide the misery, the upset & despair When she found out Nobby had been having it off elsewhere There's Eric & there's...

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Toy Dolls - Modern School Of Motoring

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two, take a hint you'll pay a mint at... Modern School, Modern School, they always say you are doing okay, it's not true... [Chorus:] Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,...

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Toy Dolls - My Baby Is A Battleaxe

I gets me a night cap She says gee, I feel crap I shouts Oi! whats up? Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much She's gone, Yippee! I turn on, the TV But there's a snag, coz she's a bag, she's back to nag & torment me...

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Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad Is A Vicar

God help me what can I do, My girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, And he won't let me be alone with you, Oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do God help him what can he do, His girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo...

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Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar

God help me what can I do, my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, and he won't let me be alone with you, oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do God help him what can he do, his girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo...

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Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath!

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!? A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild? I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman...

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Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant

To Bombay A travelling circus came They brought an intelegent elephant and Nellie was her name One dark night she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran to Hindustan and was never seen again oooooooooooooooooo... Nellie...

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Toy Dolls - Nelly The Elephant

To Bombay A travelling circus came They brought an intelegent elephant and Nellie was her name One dark night she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran to Hindustan and was never seen again oooooooooooooooooo... Nellie...

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Toy Dolls - Neville Is A Nerd

We all believed that Neville was a f f f fine lad but when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad. Neville is a bighead Neville is a pain Neville is a pratt without a brain [Chorus:] What a wally, what a burk he...

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Toy Dolls - No One Knew The Real Emu

rod could not live with or live without... you you were rodney's life and his worst fear for the day that no one cared about... you rod died a penniless puppeteer no one knew what you were goin' through destitute,...