Тексты песен «Vandals»


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Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

[Originally by The Yobs] "c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with...

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Vandals - Cafe 405

Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all Hope no employee over hears Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White & Blue Seems I've been watching her for years, It brings a smile to my face as she hops with...

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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia

I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best pal in the world - I feel real bad - 'cause your going away - but things will be better in the other world - when you get to heaven - I bet your legs will work again - you...

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Vandals - Change My Pants

I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my panst Never change... I'm on fire tonight my pants are fitting right Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright I don't wanna change my pants Never change... I'm back in brown...

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Vandals - Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)

I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my pants I'll Never change... I'm on fire tonight My pants are fitting right Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my pants...

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Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick

Gonna change the world With my hockey stick Gonna make a real difference Feed the poor and heal the sick I'll practice in my yard Or in the showers every day Until I get so goddamn good That someone really super rich...

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Vandals - China Town

Kung Fu Movies Always showing we are going to China Town Living Large in the lap of luxury... China Town Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger, That's what they say in China Town. If you should find yourself in any...

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Vandals - Choosing You Masters

I think my TV's busted - if not this country's dusted - 'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3, - and they were on the MTV - They were telling the people to rock the what? - Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees, - Southern fried...

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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian

"Christian Or Canadian" It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse. It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse. Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess! On 90.7 it's bad 311. Evidently it's a hit. But it stinks to...

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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis

I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me -...

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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts

Clowns are neato clowns are fun Clowns are loved by everyone Cops n' commies even fags Everybody loves a gag Clowns everywhere are freakin' out In parades they scream n' shout They're sad as hell, and they're singin'...

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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)

Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - They're sad as hell, and...

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Vandals - Come Out Fighting

Originally recorded by Pennywise, Dedicated to the memory of JasonMatthew Thirsk Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do When you yourself don't know. Voices! You got one too, so let it out And let us know...

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Vandals - Complain (From The Film Bob Roberts)

Some people must have. Some people have not. But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain. Some people will work. Some simply will not. But they'll complain and complain and complain and...

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Vandals - Count To Ten

There's all these angry guys Screaming about their pain in other lives It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are Full of shit just saying it, saying it Cos they think their supposed to Just deal with it cos...

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Vandals - Crippled And Blind

Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes You broke my cane, you killed my dog Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black You turned out the light and said "goodnight" I can't see anybody. [Chorus 1] I...

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Vandals - Desert Woman

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man A parching thrist that water couldn't quench My desert woman this frontier's only pearl How can I penetrate her lonely...

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Vandals - Designed By Satan

Talking board-misunderstood. What looked good on paper even looked better on wood. A card game way out of control. Divining what's to be while tempting fortune with the soul. The table tilts the lights go dim and then...

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Vandals - Dig A Hole

It's a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime, "Let the 'tards eat twinkies" is the mantra of our time. Fuck no it isn't who you are, you're only what you've bought. With Teletubbies teaching toddlers...

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Vandals - Disproportioned Head

If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me it's huge 'cause honestly - I've got a...