Тексты песен «Vandals»

Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see - about the New World Order conspiracies - And the covert spreading of deadly disease - They've got earthquake machines and UFO's - and black helicopters wherever we go -...

You know when your sure - that no one gives a crap, - your on the right track - It's a fact - And when you believe, - things are good - it's guaranteed - you're up your ass - It's a fact - Morons through - the world, -...

You're on tour, I'm alone Wonder just what you did with your phone Try usin' it, I'm losin' it (I) never thought I'd lose you this way Quit the band, Get off stage Come back home, start acting your age Look at me, look...

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the...

It's the gay nineties and You can't watch nothin' good Mindless pinko garbage Is all they make in hollywood Kung fu theatre, Now there's a show with class Like to find the guy Who cancelled it And karate chop his ass So...

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit An animal on hand outs from an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, Unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it So...

no respect - for a land-holding man - only scum - who pay when they can - free-loaders - that hate what i am - then beg me to fix their can - ugly harleys on the front lawn - i come by - to turn the sprinklers on - just...

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go Jamaica Off the Florida Keys There's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go to get away from it...

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa...

Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down Pat Brown Ran 'em into the ground Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down Pat Brown Ran 'em into the ground Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down Patrick Edward Brown

For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside Now here's a celebration of failure and losing Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be I know, I know, I...

The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items, so we can't find him. Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and some magazines for the long ride home. [Chorus:] Set the...

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left them inside her Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and...

Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay I sure had him pegged right wrong...

A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications for disciples. To touch the hem of his leather trousers, unleashes the fury of his healing powers. His feet we're blistered for you sins, and painful melvins in...

I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to realize, my higher mind runs counter to my procreative self. Although it's not my doing, nature has its way insuring that the species will be fruitful, no matter how I try...

Young girl says to her mom, - "How did you know that father was the one?" - Then mom just rolls her eyes - She says, "You'll find that special guy" - but to herself she cannot lie - She says, "I'm praying for the day I...

one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launch...

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong When he went and killed some men They sent for the marshal to bring him in They sent for Marshal Skin He rolled into town, And pulled his cowboy hat down Cause everyone knows a...

Well I know you been working most nights - And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do - And the twins they've been driving you nuts - But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's what- - Hey Babe we're...