Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what I mean. It's getting all...

[parody of "doctor! doctor!" by the thompson twins] Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, And his name is bernie, bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal. Doctor, doctor, And his name is bernie,...

[parody of "Mistake No. 3" by Culture Club] The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the second steak I ordered, Well it was lousy too. Now I really...

[parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger] Burger King! What's the price for fries? I'll take the jumbo size! I need fast food...

[parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, but whatever...

[parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, but...

[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for something to munch. Ah girls, they wanna...

[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for something to munch. Ah girls,...

Fat and weak what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. ain't goin' to fly now. He's just taking up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum he works down the street. he bought the...

[parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, Vanilla just...

[parody of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates] Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. She's...

[parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer. And then I feel like I feel like throwin' up! I feel like throwin'...

[parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of season. You'd better let somebody eat...

[parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman, you need...

[parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack] Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer. Never gonna stop,...

[parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack] Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer. Never...

Uh huh ... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza...

Uh huh, extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame, no one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home No...

The Aardvark is really a curious creature If you're an ant then he's likely to eat ya Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous He's still listed first in the...

Achy Breaky Song [Achy Breaky Heart/(Billy Ray Cyrus)/1992] You can torture me With Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some shlock Like New Kids on the Block Or any Village People song you...