Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Addicted to Spuds [Addicted to Love/Robert Palmer/1986] Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to...

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go 'Cause I'll do anything...

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going...

Alimony [Mony Mony/Tommy James & The Shondells/1968] Here she come now, wants her alimony. Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony. Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now. Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the...

Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem crass, I really wouldn't knock it He'd never wear a shirt that has A yuppie...

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey I am, I am, I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You...

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the...

The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or talk Or eat fondeaux or ciche And if you take one for a walk You need a...

Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort 'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine...

Another One Rides the Bus [Another One Bites The Dust/Queen/1980] Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was...

[inhale] beautiful tats all over my back makes me so proud i'm gonna shout it out loud i got another tattoo baby yeah another tatto baby (a-noth-noth-nother tattoo) (noth noth nother tattoo) no part of me is blank i'm...

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand...

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand...

[parody of "desperado" by the eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of season. You'd better let...

I like small butts and I cannot lie, You honkies can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get Sick, cuz I like a toothpick I'll beat that bootie with a stick Even the...

You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's embarrassing She'll burp...

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all...

Bedrock Anthem [Under the Bridge, Give It Away/Red Hot Chili Peppers/1991] Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone Now...

What is the malted liquor.(beer) What gets you drunker quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer) Can't get enough of it,(beer) How we really love it,(beer) Makes me think I'm a man,(beer) I can kiss and hug...

Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the thought of a Pinto...