Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Eew! Don't touch that! [Regular voice] Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial [Old man] A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that! Never touch yellow snow Not even...

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anything you want, babe, if it makes you...

[parody of "don't you (forget about me)" by simple minds] Hey! oooh! oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, but...

Hi This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento...

In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too Remember all they did and didn't do Through it all, one...

Eat It [Beat It/Michael Jackson/1983] How come you're always such a fussy young man, Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran, Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan, So eat it, just...

Yeah! A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need...

Elmo's got a gun Elmo's got a gun Big Bird's on the run Ernie's dialing 9-1-1 What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Bird's crap? They say when Elmo was arrested They found that Oscar's head was in the trash

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank...

How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about finally letting me have it my way Thank you Burger King Thank you Dairy Queen Thank you,...

Fat [Bad/Michael Jackson/1986] Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right, Cause I'm the king of cellulite. Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat,...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye My zippers bust, my...

Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fatter, I'm fatter Friends all gather 'round me My enemies surround...

It's getting late, so I suppose We should be drawing to a close Besides, my voice is sounding horse And even my rhymes are getting worse Poor Wendy's feeling in the dumps She's worn her fingers down to stumps And so,...

[Verse 1:] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread,...

Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box Oy vey We gonna schlepp on through to Flatbush Avenue...

[Verse 1:] I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later [Pre-Chorus:] But then I deal with fungal rot,...

I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what I mean. It's getting all wrinkled, And my pepperoni is hairy and green. Ah, 'cause...

Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal. Doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor, Where's my Pepto...

The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the second steak I ordered, Well it was lousy too. Now I really hate to say it, But there's one thing that you gotta...