Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer. Never gonna stop, eat it up, Such a tasty snack. I...

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in...

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in...

Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a lucky guy, I hear he...

Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump in my car You just call in your order...

Fun zone doesn't really have any lyrics. people occationally say "yeah" and other similar phrases, but it's generally just music. in the movie, it played in the background when stanley Out in the miniature...

[Announcer:] Next week on U62... [Announcer:] He's back [Announcer:] And this time [Announcer:] He's mad [Announcer:] Gandhi II [Announcer:] No more mister passive resistance [Announcer:] He's out to kick some butt...

Gee, I'm a nerd Seen each Star Trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday nights But I got eight gigabytes Left on my hard drive I'm hooked as I can get Into the Internet Maybe you would like to see my...

Generic Blues I woke up this mornin', Then I went back to bed. Said I woke up this mornin', Then I went right back to bed. Got a funny kinda feelin', Like I got broken glass in my underwear, And a herd of wild pigs is...

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France Hoom chaka laka...

George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in scrapes When he makes...

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw...

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like driving trucks and wearing tattoo's There's only one thing that they all like a bunch, Oh, girls they wanna have lunch Oh, girls just wanna have lunch I know how to keep...

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I know how to...

Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good Now, it...

Good Old Days Oh some times I think back to when I was younger life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something...

Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well, I went out to a party...

Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me, 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me's Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me Grapefruit...

Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby, yes, I am Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me, there's just...

Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby, yes, I am Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me, there's just...