Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

I Can't Watch This [U Can't Touch This/M.C. Hammer/1990] I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say oh my Lord What is this garbage...

[parody of "feel like makin' love" by bad company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer. And then I feel like I feel like throwin' up! I feel like...

I like small butts and i cannot lie You Harkeys can't deny When i girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face i get sick Caus i like a toothpick, I'll beat that booty with a stick Even the jeans...

I Lost On Jeopardy [Jeopardy/The Greg Kihn Band/1983] Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just...

I Love Rocky Road [I Love Rock 'n' Roll/Joan Jett & the Blackhearts/1982] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla...

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped...

I Think I'm A Clone Now [I Think We're Alone Now/Tiffany/1987 and Tommy James & The Shondells/1967] Isn't it strange...? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say...if only they knew that I was Part of...

I Want a New Duck [I Want A New Drug/Huey Lewis & The News/1984] I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with big...

You are my fire The one desire Believe when I say I want it that way When we are two worlds apart Can't reach to your heart When you say that I want it that way Tell me why Ain't nothing but a heartache Tell me...

When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding Now, can't you take...

I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do I won't swim in your jacuzzi You can't make me settle down I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch And scream...

So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your toilet's overflowed And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode...

So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your toilet's overflowed And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode...

I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink 'Cause I called them up N' they had the...

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit of biting their...

If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to find one that had the exact same circumference as...

Ooh yeah Oh I'm your shelter from the storm You'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on And when you're telling...

I wear fake gold to make up for my little cock got my rag on backwards so I look just like 2pac with my cap tilted cause im trying to hide the fact that im from maine but I represent the south side got a bb gun that...

[Verse 1:] I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes] I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa...

Make a list Little Lars Never seen a scar Put his fans behind bars Can't you see MP3 Man you're stealin from me You shoulda bought a CD I keep my keyword open I'm stealing your songs right now We're in...