Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Make a list Little Lars Never seen a scar Put his fans behind bars Can't you see MP3 Man you're stealin from me You shoulda bought a CD I keep my keyword open I'm stealing your songs right now We're in...

(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev) Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, "Peter and the Wolf". Are you sitting comfortably? ARE YOU!? Good, then let's begin ... Each character is...

(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens) This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille...

Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch I...

It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about...

It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby What y'all...

[parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what I mean. It's getting all...

What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin' to a couple albums Well, they all start to sound the same So he tried to change his musical style He tossed all his...

[Verse 1:] Tuesday morning, 8:15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed Cause she walked in Took the seat right across...

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who...

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who...

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who...

Jurassic Park [MacArthur Park/Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well,...

[telephone dialing] Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This is Al But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al" "Weird Al" Yankovic...

King of Suede [King Of Pain/The Police/1983] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is...

[Verse 1:] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My...

Lasagna [La Bamba/trad.] La-la-la-la-lasagna. You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico, Or a-maybe spaghetti! Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go? Mama mia bambino! Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you? 'Samatta you,...

You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a trip every week to the laundromat Throw a load in the washing machine But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes You...

Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the social set 'Cause they say that I'm a clod But once in a while, I go to my closet And I put on something mod And when I...

Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby...