Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Polkas on 45 [Jocko Homo/Devo] They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are we not men, D-E-V-O. [Smoke On The Water/Deep...

The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand It's our main source of...

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha...

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's...

[with polka music in the background] Hi This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour When I'm not busy signing autographs Fighting off mobs of beautiful women Making gold albums And counting...

Rice, rice baby Rice, rice baby Alright stop, grab a table and a menu Ice is back in this Oriental venue Hungry, for a little Chop Sui I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui You know what you want Yo, cant decide Column A,...

Ricky [Mickey/Toni Basil/1982] Hey Lucy, I'm home! Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Lucy!...

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the same Ringtone...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he's no bum, he works down the street He bought the...

Is it on? Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat My ice cream sandwich is...

Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm But my burrito is...

The Shark is not a friendly fish That fact it's always proving It seems this creatures' favorite dish is Anything that's moving He'll chew your face off in a flash Or cheat you if you let him So never loan him any cash...

Where'd you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can't relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are killin' me She drives like crazy Like...

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards Well,...

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned it...

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned it...

Since you've been gone Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on...

This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long Couldn't think of any lyrics No I never wrote the lyrics So I'll just sing any old...

This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long Couldn't think of any lyrics No I never wrote the lyrics So I'll just sing any old lyrics...

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard...