Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath...

([Announcer:] "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?") Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (Haven't...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street He bought the...

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack. Well, their response it didn't thrill us They...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation in To maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They...

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio where he lived in a...

The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my pancreas just went...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he's no bum, he works down the street He bought the...

"Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye Or The Kaiser)" Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he's no bum,...

This Is The Life I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly...

This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long Couldn't think of any lyrics No I never wrote the lyrics So I'll just sing any old...

Since youve been gone Well, I feel like Ive been chewing on tinfoil Since youve been gone Its like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, Im feelin like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned it on...

You're sort of famous A minor celebrity And so it only makes sense The world would be Obsessed with every Single thing you do They're running 'round With their camcorders in the night They lurk impatienly In hope that...

They only show you their gums when they smile Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss Hey, stand up Toothless...

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wondering I'll tell you where I am I'm right...

Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?" And I say "I don't know. Say,...

It's rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week...

Rotten, so rotten here So rotten, oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nastay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week...

Trigger Happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm...

I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound It's...