Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

We are on fire, We have desires, But one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay. But we don't want to Be mean, Since now he's a queen, Don't ask me, Which backstreet boy is gay? Tell me who, (Ain't saying...

We are on fire, We have desires, But one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay. But we don't want to Be mean, Since now he's a queen, Don't ask me, Which backstreet boy is gay? Tell me who, (Ain't saying...

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and...

[parody of "whole lotta love" by led zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman, you need...

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter scale it measured...

Well, I bought up. Brought windows home, And d'cided to boot it up. But when I load it up, It says my memory is not enough... I'd be runnin' out. I need some extra RAM to fix me up... I have to cough it up... Open my...

Well I just herd from my nurse today she said my thighs are thick Is gonna stick I tried to run and hide but still she waits It's a shame I have to spread her legs With legs wide open Under the bright light...

It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat She said...

[Intro:] Everybody shut up, WOO! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey [Verse 1:] If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class...

sorry to say, but, no matter how much i enjoy, and agree with Win 95 Sucks, this is not an Al work, neither is What if God Smoked Cannibas...these two are famous for being the two that sound the MOST liek Al...for a...

Yoda [Lola/The Kinks/1970] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in...

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You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit...

You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill I remember when You used to smell half-decent That hasn't been too recent Now...

You Make Me You make me wanna slam my head against the wall. You make me do the limbo. You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall. You make me watch the Gong Show. There's really something kinda strange about you,...

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation 'round these parts We only...

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation 'round these parts We only...

Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the...

My life is brilliant What, was I too early? Oh, sorry... Should I - do you wanna start over, or... Keep going? Okay... now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your...