Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna kneel down and pray I'm so adorable...

My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide with me "MASH" and...

My whole family Loves 'Three's Company' See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide with me 'MASH' and 'All In The...

[Verse 1:] It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay [Chorus:] (Because I'm Tacky) Wear my...

Taco Grande [Rico Suave/G. Mejia,C. C. Warren,Gerado/1989] [Translations taken from the alt.music.weirdal FAQ] Taco, grande Taco, grande Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado (I want chimichangas and chile...

Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse Where the grass is so green And the air is so clean That when the wind is right you can even smell the cows Take me...

I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I don't know why You feed me so bad Think of all the health food I could've...

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it Right Now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus freak I gotta get a spot on Geraldo's...

"That Boy Could Dance" We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He...

Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? (everybody) Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get...

If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In 3-D" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard. The Message is : "Satan eats Cheese...

You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I think it's time To show who really did the crime Kent Marlow, you're a dirty,...

What is the malted liquor.(beer) What gets you drunker quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer) Can't get enough of it,(beer) How we really love it,(beer) Makes me think I'm a man,(beer) I can kiss and hug...

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After workin' all year down at Big Roy's Heating and Plumbing. So one night, when my family and I were gathered round the dinner...

You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family. Say, you can watch Barney Miller, And you can watch your MTV, And you can watch Till...

Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the problem, we'll get back...

the devil went to jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed when he came across a young man who was likewise peddelin' pot and the devil slid down...

If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing A love song so...

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath...

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath...