Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the shot Twister ties...

[Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure Ken! [Ken] Well forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I have it, I should bag it! Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair! I'm a relation to...

[Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure, Ken! [Ken] Well, forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Sad I have it, I should bag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a...

Ken: Wanna go for a ride Barbie: Sure Ken Ken: Well forget it Barbie: Im and ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad i have it, I should fag it, Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair, Im a realation,

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the verticle, too We gonna make a couch potato out of you...

The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't...

My life, it used to be incomplete 'Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life it won't be the same again Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I...

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky...

The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke He hangs around waiting for something to croak And then picks the carcass right down to the bone Reminds me of one or two lawyers I've...

It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree Your eyes roll back and your knees get...

I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostils are so nice I wish that I was...

I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils are so nice I wish that I was...

Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew So what did you bring We got the beef We got the beef We got the beef Yeah, we got it (We got the beef)...

Yeh, We are on fire, We have desires But one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay, But we don't want to be mean, Since now he's a queen, Don't ask please, Which backstreet boy is gay? Tell me who, Aint saying...

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day All the little girls...

It feels like I've been alone too long, With no girls around My mamma's wondering. Thinking of some way, to release it. I looked in the kitchen, Saw some Crisco Oil, And that's when my bladder started to boil, Ooooooh...

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's...

If god had long hair and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If he looked spaced out Would you buy his story Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah yeah god looks baked Yeah yeah god smells good...

"Whatever You Like" Hey girl You know, our economy's in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) Yeah...

When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nobody...