Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Things just haven't been the same Since the flying saucer came Now the aliens are on the loose Well, we tried to hold 'em back Tried to ward off their attack But our atom bombs were just no use They were ugly, they...

What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know... Now I'm mumblin'...

When you've get some weed and know where to smoke Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can! Put some holes in it and break up your bud Throw it on the top and now you can smoke some some! Do do do do doo do do do doo.....

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you It don't...

I've learned a few things in my life about snails They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder And French people like 'em with garlic and...

Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don't Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds...

Spam [Stand/R.E.M./1988] Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich, any...

[parody of "maneater" by hall & oates] Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. She's...

[Announcer:] There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs [Random Voice #1:] Spatula City [Random Voice #2:] Spatula City [Announcer:] A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to...

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach...

A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill. Always has places to go, and people to kill. Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card. 'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard. A man of the world, so suave...

Her name was Leia, She was a princess! With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi, He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands, So, Luke and Obi-Wan had to...

(Vader with Sidious/Emporer) It's not the east or the west side. No it's not! It's not the north or the south side. No it's not! It's the Dark side. You are correct! Keep frontin' the Empire, To all you Vader-haters out...

Sidius: It's not the east or the west side. Vader: No its not Sidius: It's not the north or the south side. Vader: No its not Sidius: It's the Dark side Vader: You are correct Sidius: Keep frontin' the Empire, to all...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation in To maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They...

[parody of "mistake no. 3" by culture club] The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the second steak I ordered, Well it was lousy too. Now I really...

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was so brought down I had to chase that tow...

Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again, my car was gone. Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone. What a bummer, I as so brought down. I had to chase that...

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no way you're going to slow it down You say we gotta treasure each moment Who knows how long we're gonna be around Yeah you keep on telling me life is short...

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air My lips fall off and everybody starts to...