Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, and now Peter crawls...

One More Minute Well, I heard that you're leavin', Gonna leave me far behind, 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind, So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex, And I tore all your...

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's one of those days It's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in the drier I can't find my wallet and my...

(one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman I love to gobble up those dots Keep pumpin' quarters...

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas My spleen just doesn't matter Don't really...

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the...

I moved out to Langely recently With a plain and simple dream; Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime. Their men in black with their matching suitcases; Where everything's on a need-to-know...

i moved out to langely recently with a plain and simple dream; wanna infiltrate some third-world place and topple their regime. their men in black with their matching suitcases; where everything's on a need-to-know...

Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ''Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin.... Each character is represented by a different instrument of the...

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is...

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is...

Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill...

This thing right here, It's to all the wives and girlfriends know what we guys are worried about, you know, How lovely ladies don't get to the gym to much, And now summers here, watch out Oo that dress too small for...

Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love...

You could have a big dipper Going up and down all around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I wanna be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name? Oh, let me be your sledgehammer...

Everywhere, I see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don't care, I must declare I've got a flair for patterns On my hair, the clothes I wear My savoir faire is patterns All I see is patterns The patterns that...

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I...

Polka Your Eyes Out [Cradle of Love/Billy Idol] Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of...

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree Lugia and Caterpie Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen Elekid and Nidoqueen Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon! Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke...

[Chicken Dance] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here And the base keeps runnin' runnin'...