Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink You're one of the biggest turkeys I know And that is the reason I'm going to Throw gravy on you And throw gravy on you...

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere I do not like them in a boat I would not, could not, with a goat I will not eat them in the...

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, He's Gump...

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", He'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, he's Gump What's in his...

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", He'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, he's Gump What's in his...

[Verse 1:] First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman) Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion) And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness (right, right) I can...

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! Well it's time to celebrate your birthday, It happens every year. We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer. You...

[sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right outta my mind Until a friend told me the news He said, "(Hey),...

Harvey The Wonder Hamster Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey Harvey The Wonder Hamster HEY...

Headline News [Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm/Crash Test Dummies/1993] Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint. And when he finally came back, He had cane marks all over his bottom. He...

Here's Johnny [Who's Johnny (theme from "Short Circuit")/El DeBarge/1986] There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) That's his job, it's so amazing All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I...

When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And my mother would call my name (When I was just a boy) She'd say I had to be in the house by seven (When I was just a boy) But I'd stay out late at night (When I was...

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, hoping that your new year...

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,...

Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry christmas Merry christmas Merry christmas Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, hoping that your new year...

Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic. remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic,...

[From "The Simpsons", Ep. EABF12 - April 13, 2003 to the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John '"Cougar" Melloncamp] Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge Her heart was as big as his stomach was large Oh yeah,...

Hooked On Polkas [12th Street Rag/Euday L. Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. [State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger] She looks so great,...

I'm a ho... Yes I Am Baby I wear skimpy clothing It's very tight I work all hours of the night Waiting for someone to pay me You probably see me everywhere I don't even wear clean underwear My pimp doesn't care (My pimp...

I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds They always have to hum because they never learned the...