Тексты песен «Weird Al Yankovic»

Burger King! What's the price for fries? I'll take the jumbo size! I need fast food...

Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, but whatever you do Don't you forget about meat. Don't, don't, don't,...

I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for something to munch. Ah girls, they wanna have lunch. Ah, girls just wanna have... That's all they...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he lives down the street. He bought the...

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, Vanilla just leaves me cold. There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me! Don't...

Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. She's...

Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer. And then I feel like I feel like throwin' up! I feel like throwin' up! Feel like throwin' up on...

Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of season. You'd better let somebody eat you, Let somebody eat you. Ya better...

Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman, you need...

Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer. Never gonna stop, eat it up, Such a tasty snack. I...

I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what I mean. It's getting all wrinkled, And my pepperoni is hairy and green. Ah, 'cause...

Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal. And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Doctor, doctor, Oh, doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Where's my Pepto Bismol? Oh, doctor,...

The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the second steak I ordered, Well it was lousy too. Now I really hate to say it, But there's one thing that you gotta...

Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Some dairy products, but whatever you do Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Don't you forget about meat. Don't, don't, don't, don't, Don't you forget about meat...

I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for something to munch. Ah girls, they wanna have lunch. Ah, girls just wanna have... That's all they...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he lives down the street. He bought the...

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, Vanilla just leaves me cold. There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me! Don't...

Baby, when we go to parties, Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer. And then I feel like I feel like throwin' up! I drink a buncha beer. I feel like throwin' up! Feel like throwin' up on...

Avocado, You're gonna be guacamole before too long. What makes you think you're so holy? You'd better let somebody eat you, Oh, you're a green one, Let somebody eat you. You know that you're out of season. Before it's...

Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Woman, you need Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch!...