Тексты песен «Yankovic Weird Al»

This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long Couldn't think of any lyrics No, I never wrote the lyrics So I'll just sing any old lyrics...

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricty At 4:30 in the morning...

(Anthony Kiedis/Flea/John Frusciante/Chad Smith/Al Yankovic) Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone Now I'll tell you...

(Queen; arr. by Al Yankovic) Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy...

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey I'm...

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or...

Gee, I'm a nerd Seen Star Trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday night But I've got eight gigabytes Left on my hard drive I'm hooked as I can get Into the internet Maybe you'd like to see my web page...

(Al Yankovic) Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster Hey,...

[State Of Shock] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. She looks so great, everytime I see her face. She put me in a state (oh) state of shock. [Sharp...

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped...

Isn't it strange...? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say...if only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's plan Born to be a carbon copy man There in a petri dish late one night They took a...

I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet. One that knows how to wash my car, And keep his room...

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit of biting...

(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens) This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille...

(Steve Tyler/Joe Perry/Mark Hudson/Al Yankovic) There's somethin' weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like...

Yeah, Buddy, move away from there. That litle Clampett got his own cee-ment pond. That little Clampett, he's a millionaire. Now everyone said Californy Is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck...

Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! (Now how much would you pay?) But wait, there's more! It's not sold in any store! (Now how much would you pay?) Don't answer yet, Just look what else you get! (Now how much would you pay?) If you...

(parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass [sic] someone Dial a random number up on your...

They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are we not men, D-E-V-O. Smoke on the water. A fire in the sky. Smoke on the water...

Or the wheat or the white It's the cream of the fight Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Risin' up to the challenge of our rival Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight And the last known survivor stalks his prey...