Тексты песен «Anal Cunt»


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Anal Cunt - I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...

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Anal Cunt - I Made You're Kid Get Aids, So You Could Watch It

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR...

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Anal Cunt - I Made You're Kid Get Aids, So You Could Watch It Die

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR...

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Anal Cunt - I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could

A few years ago i snuch F. Mercury into your son's room I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid trough college Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your...

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Anal Cunt - I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It

A few years ago i snuch F. Mercury into your son's room I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid trough college Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your...

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Anal Cunt - I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die

A few years ago i snuch F. Mercury into your son's room I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid trough college Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your...

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Anal Cunt - I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Coulda

A few years ago i snuch F. Mercury into your son's room I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid trough college Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your...

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Anal Cunt - I Noticed That You're Gay

I saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay I saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay I saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay I saw...

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Anal Cunt - I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM WE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET I...

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Anal Cunt - I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN...

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Anal Cunt - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could...

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Anal Cunt - I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED YOU STUPID...

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Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funn

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS...

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Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS...

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Anal Cunt - I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

YOU FUCKING DYKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I...

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Anal Cunt - I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A...

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Anal Cunt - I Wanna Grow Old With You

I wanna wake up with you every day of my life I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me I'd be worse than a ship lost at sea Oh baby, you I wanna grow old with you My love...

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Anal Cunt - I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

I kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine" When we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant I punched every girl i saw in the face On the way to the booth to vote for hitler [chorus:] I went back in...

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Anal Cunt - I Wish My Dealer Was Open

I wish my dealer was open It's too late to get some more coke My dealer is closed for the night And for once I'm not totally broke I wish my dealer was open I wish my dealer was open I wish my dealer was fucking...

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Anal Cunt - I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of the men I'd love to have your daughter's hand in...