Тексты песен «Anal Cunt»


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Anal Cunt - I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of the men I'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage...

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Anal Cunt - I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand Ina

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of the men I'd love to have your daughter's hand in...

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Anal Cunt - I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore

We just wanted to sound like shit But you thought we were avant garde You thought we went to art school But we worked at gas stations You thought we were cool But you diden't know we hate you You thought we were...

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Anal Cunt - I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt

Guys used to always buy you drinks And they'd always kiss your ass Now you just have one tit Ha ha you stupid cunt I always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s. But breast cancer will do Now you've just got one tit But you...

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Anal Cunt - I'm Gonna Give You A.I.D.S.

You're only useful when you're sucking my dick The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick You're a stupid groupie following me from state to state Like I said before you're only good to give me a blow [Chorus:]...

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Anal Cunt - I'm Not That Kind Of Boy

I was selling flowers by the side of the road And you came to the flower stand I was telling you about pansies and roses But you tried to grab my hand I'm flattered, but it's my choice Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy...

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Anal Cunt - I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR" I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE MORBID ANGEL I WAS...

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Anal Cunt - If You Don't Like The Village People,

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg If you don't like the...

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Anal Cunt - If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg Chorus 1: If you don't like...

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Anal Cunt - If You Don't Like The Village People,A

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg If you don't like the...

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Anal Cunt - In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above In my...

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Anal Cunt - Internet Is Gay

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY...

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Anal Cunt - Into The Oven

FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING I'M NOT...

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Anal Cunt - It, You're A Metal Band

You're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde You're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard You're not something special, you're not something new You're not fucking good, face it you're a metal...

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Anal Cunt - Jack Kevorkian Is Cool

first you killed an old person then you went to jail then you killed another when you got out on bail [chorus:] old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2] you're in jail again...

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Anal Cunt - Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

[chorus:] Jeanine jizm is a freak Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyrics From a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barrelhead Root beer" commercial...

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Anal Cunt - Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey

Johnny violent's fucking gay [x3] Ultraviolence fucking sucks [x3] Morrissey's gonna kick your ass [x3] I'm gonna catch you Johnny violent's fucking dead...

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Anal Cunt - Just The Two Of Us

JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND...

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Anal Cunt - Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch

I just ordered my 30th whiskey Your bitch comes over, starts gettin' frisky She says, "Aren't you the badass singer of A.C.?" Next thing you know she starts to blow me Your loser boyfriend is getting pissed off As...

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Anal Cunt - Kill Women

KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE BITCH KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE...