Тексты песен «Anal Cunt»


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Anal Cunt - You Are An Orphan

too bad your mother never learned to drive maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive now they're dead,and your sister too now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you you are an orphan...

142

Anal Cunt - You Can't Shut Up

you have dumb boots-you can't shut up you love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut up you don't wear pants-you can't shut up you can't shut up you have a beard-you can't shut up it looks real dumb-you can't shut up you lost your...

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Anal Cunt - You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcized You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick No one would touch you, now you're a...

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Anal Cunt - You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcized You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick [Chorus:] No one would touch you, now...

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Anal Cunt - You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcized You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick Chorus: No one would touch you, now...

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Anal Cunt - You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Woulda

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcized You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick No one would touch you, now you're a...

147

Anal Cunt - You Drive An Iroc

you're from the north end-wop you're from revere beach-wop you can't have a barbeque-wop the spaghetti always falls through-wop [chorus:] you drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the...

148

Anal Cunt - You Fucking Break

You've got a fucking cleft palate-palate And hair just like gene shalit-shalit I wan't to hit you with a mallet Your teeth are parted to the side-side You've got a lazy eye-eye Why don't you fucking hide You're...

149

Anal Cunt - You Fucking Towelhead

You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead Chorus: Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you fucking towelhead (x4)...

150

Anal Cunt - You Go To Art School

your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the money your parents could have saved [chorus:] fag,fag,fag,you go...

151

Anal Cunt - You Got Date Raped

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck [chorus:] you got date raped, date raped [x4] you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears but...

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Anal Cunt - You Have Goals

you want to go to school you want a good job you want to get married you want to own a car [chorus:] you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2] you want to own a house you want to have kids if these are...

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Anal Cunt - You Keep A Diary

YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE...

154

Anal Cunt - You Live In A Houseboat

you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer park thinks you're a joke you live in a houseboat you're a dumb...

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Anal Cunt - You Look Adopted

your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [chorus:] you look adopted [x4] you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a. you...

156

Anal Cunt - You Look Divorced

You look divorced [x2] You've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony Payments You're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed of Because he's a fucking jew...

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Anal Cunt - You Own A Store

hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook [chorus:] you're a fucking gook...

158

Anal Cunt - You Play On A Softball Team

you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,you play on a...

159

Anal Cunt - You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A

You couldn't pick up a guy at the gay bar Male prostitutes wouldn't take your money You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag You're fucking gay, you're...

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Anal Cunt - You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzl

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR MALE PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE...