Тексты песен «Anal Cunt»

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE...

You couldn't pick up a guy at the gay bar Male prostitutes wouldn't take your money You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag You're fucking gay, you're...

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING,...

you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge [x4] you...

Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at...

Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr Chorus: You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to...

Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at...

powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt bribes in your pocket, you never do any work you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car until you get off work then it's back to the bar [chorus:] you fucking...

You're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks Your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt You think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up I hope you o.d. and die real soon 'cause you're a...

You always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my hand When i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you might You grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your...

no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] everyone mistakes you for a jew your best friend is you [x2] you have...

Youu've got a new t pass, just for retards You've got sagging breasts that are very large All over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples And you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple Hey, you're...

[chorus:] y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4] you volunteer for charity work-you're gay you care about the environment-you're gay you're a ballet dancer-you're gay you're a cake decorator-you're gay [chorus] you...

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag [pre chorus:] you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move [chorus:] you're in a coma [x4]...

I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED...

you've got cancer,cancer [x4] your hair's falling out from kemo part of your colon's been removed you're only down to 90 pounds you've only got 3 months to live you've got cancer,cancer...

[SETHy never wrote lyrics for this, HE just faked it.] [the general concept was supposed to be about tom pascual...

YOUR RECORD COST $3.99 YOUR RECORD COST $2.99 YOUR RECORD COST $1.99 AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4] YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATES YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORES YOU'RE RIGHT...

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS SO YOU JUMPED OUT A...

clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands [chorus:] your kid is deformed,oi! oi! oi! [x4] multiple sclorosis,scoliosis,scurvy,h.i.v. [chorus...