Тексты песен «Anal Cunt»

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF THE CLOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP...

[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:] His mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger His mustache is big-but his penis is...

YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE...

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY LET ME...

He didn't want to pay for that brat So he shot that fucking kid up with a.i.d.s. That retard thought no one would find out But everyone knew he worked at a hospital Now he's getting shot up with a.i.d.s. By a 12"...

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS...

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS...

You toothless inbred retard Why do you still even care There'll never be another civil war You're mad 'cause your trailer has a flat tire The south won't rise again The south won't rise again The south won't rise...

I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made-up by some P.C. faggot To make fag haters look stupid Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C. Kevin's obviously not a...

you fucking jew you wanted to save 50 bucks you were too cheap to fly delta now you're an alligator's lunch [chorus:] find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet over prices you did quibble now the...

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA...

Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an emmy For making people think your alive Chorus: Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I...

When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ??? When it rains I'll be your...

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER YOU WHERE ONE MINUTE LATE WHIT DINNER YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER YOU...

You didn't get me a beer You were one minute late with dinner You bought the wrong kind of beer You wanted a career You forgot to cash my unemployment check You're having your period You want to visit your mother...

My wife brought home this groupie slut one night She was pretty hot, a sexy, slutty sight We wanted a threesome with this stupid cunt My wife licked my ass while the groupie sucked my front [Chorus:] "YAY! It's...

we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say we write the same song 30 times a day about how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay but we'll keep writing them anyway [chorus:] you fill in the blank [x4] fill in the...

We're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say We write the same song 30 times a day About how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay But we'll keep writing them anyway [chorus:] You fill in the blank [x4] Fill...

your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead...

faggot [x4] you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wall interior decorator [x2] [repeat verse] interior...