Тексты песен «Bob Rivers»

(to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap) If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends Youve got a thing for ewes Been countin sheep but you're not in bed Heres what you gotta do: Get out the...

I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner And I'd like to see Kneievel blown to bits I love to see Rex Humbard lay his hands upon Molly Bea But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits Yeah I'd love to see that...

Dr. Jack Was a quack Named Kevorkian. And he worked In a shack Up in Michegan. If you're sick Dr. Jack Doesn't make you healthy. If you're practically Dead, he could End it with glee. The cops couldn't stop Jack, They...

Please, Dont put out this turd. It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, the rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother. John wouldn't like this much, We used him...

Frosty the pervert in a trench coat he did go to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow frosty the pervert all the kids he liked to watch his dick did grow when he packed snow on his cold...

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round. And lately I can't see my shoes. I...

Yo Yo Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA Is this a white Christmas, Hell no my man, I'm leavin' blood in the snow And smackin' fat men...

(Hello, I Love You - Doors) Hello I love you Lets get tested for AIDS You know I trust you But you can't tell these days Hello I love you Lets get tested for AIDS You know I want you But let's wait a few days...

Hamster #1: Did you hear that? Hamster #2: Hey everybody, Santa's here! Hamster #3: Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus. Hamster #2: There is, too! Hamsters: He's here!!! Rivers: Ho, ho, ho...Merry Christmas! Hamster...

And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence. it goes like this... Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord. Mercedes insurance I cannot afford. If I drove a Porche, I'd still be ignored. So...

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me. Let me get a tube of ointment Let's rub my achy joints, And turn my hearing aid loud, And...

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer Only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads So many...

I Can't Ski Babe (I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher) Since he was young he loved the slopes Sonny loved careening through the snow Well I don't ski well, you know that's true I kissed that tree and now my days are...

UH HU I like big tits YOU see em on the street left and right i like big tits that right i try to look away but i can't resist evertime i try to call it quits Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4 Uh hu I like...

I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are ( I Love You Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel) Don't go padding your bra to please me You never had much chest before mmmm And don't imagine your hoots is Jewed-ah 'cuz I don't...

I Shot The White House (I Shot The Sherrif - Eric Clapton) I shot the White House But I did not hit the President I shot the White House But I did not hit the President Firing rounds at the compound 'til a...

You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin. You bring the bread,...

I'll be stoned for Christmas You can plan on me I must insist, on the lemon twist Martinis by the tree Christmas Eve you'll find me Sparkin' up some green Rollin' bones for Christmas dinner And sipping Irish...

I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie Mmmm, mmm, mmm. I was just a boy When I tried to eat my toy...

I'm dressin' up like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as I can get out on parole I'll hang out on your street Your kids I'd love to meet As soon as I get out of this rat hole And I won't mind just sliding down your...