Тексты песен «Bob Rivers»

(Can't Touch This - MC Hammer) You shouldn't touch this You better not touch it hu-hu Gonna' touch it anyway Cuz' it feels good ha-ha My name is Pee-Wee Herman And I really want to say I think it's peachy keen...

Station Mir to ground control... Station Mir to anyone... Send a rescue ship and bring our asses home. Station Mir to ground control... Systems broke down, engines gone... End this mission or we'll all end up...

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You got no...

Jingle Bell Rock Parody (Suck on my cock) Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock, It's the first time for you, so here's what you do, Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care, Don't go rippin' out my pubic...

There's somethin' stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all night long Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it don't seem right And there's...

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a...

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a...

If you look up in the sky On the night before Christmas There's a big fat guy with a Toy sack Toy sack yeah yeah It's squeezing down through your fireplace Christmas Day A million Barbie dolls packed away Boxed up in a...

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like...

Yo Yo Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA Is this a white Christmas, Hell no my man, I'm leavin' blood in the snow And smackin' fat men...

If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked And yeah, yeah,...

If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked And yeah,...

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Road Island Red is his best friend, he...

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I...

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - WRECK THE MALLS Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la,...

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease They put...

Oh, the weather outside was whitening Til the dog did something frightening Hes got no other place to go Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow And he doesnt't't't show signs of stopping As he sniffs around his...

You don't take a shower You don't put the seat down You hardly cook for me anymore When I come home from the bar Where I spend half the day I remember when your manners didn't bug me You used to aim when you'd pee Now...

you say i treat you like a bookon a shelf. i dont take you out that often cuz i know that i completed you and that is why you are here. that is the reason you stay here. how awful you must feel. you said you would...