Тексты песен «Bob Rivers»
Bob Rivers - It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
(It's In His Kiss, Shoop Shoop Song - Betty Everett) Is he drug-free? I wanna know How can I tell If he's strung out on dope? (Is it bloodshot eyes? ) Oh no he's got Visine (Is he getting' high? ) His urine...
Bob Rivers - It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
Its the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer Its the most fattening time of the year Its the lip smackingest season of all While your shopping...
Bob Rivers - Jingle Bells
[Bob Rivers:] Yo, yo [Girl as Dina Rae:] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to east L A [Bob Rivers as Eminem:] Is this a white Christmas hell no my man I'm...
Bob Rivers - Jingle Hells Bells
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things Ho Ho Ho Penthouse...
Bob Rivers - Kill The Wabbit
In the dead of night A shimmewin' wight Gweem of a bwade And dah devew was paid When dah axe comes down A chiwin' sound Steew against dah head Anothaw wabbit's dead I'm a wabbit swayer A guitaw pwayaw With a nasty...
Bob Rivers - Long Distance Company
Not another... Long Distance Company, Always calling to save me dough. "How's your savings?" "Ours go farther!" "We can switch you, you just say so." Call your mother. She might listen. I don't need you to waste my...
Bob Rivers - Marv Bites
Was he a saint? Was he a worm? She's telling lies... That's what I heard. NBC's pissed He's bringing them down. His cannibal kiss Is all over town. In his room at night, Marv bites, Marv bites. Marv Albert in the night,...
Bob Rivers - Media Killed The Royalty Star
We fell in love with Princess Di in '82. The press was fast at graphing everything she'd do.. They tracked her everywhere from here to Timbuktu Oh-a oh They took the photos, no respect for privacy. Using the latest in...
Bob Rivers - Middle Aged Wasteline
(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs. Fields I snack between meals You can see my crack above my Levis I don't need to diet To prove I'm light And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Bob Rivers - Minimum Wage
-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh yes. I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil. -Ummm, $7.42 at the...
Bob Rivers - Mr. Magoo
Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He pulled a...
Bob Rivers - O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
BOB RIVERS - O COME ALL YE GRATEFUL DEADHEADS O come, all ye Grateful, Deadheads to the concert. O come, Grateful Deadheads, And camp in the street. Bring rolling papers, Don't forget your sleeping bags. O come...
Bob Rivers - Officer Fuhrman
He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the Bronco; opens the window To leave...
Bob Rivers - Oj's Trial Thing
O.J., O.J. O.J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know what I think? I think you're gonna...
Bob Rivers - On A Horse With Hussein
(Horse With No Name - America) In the aftermath of the jihad We were looking for lowlife scum There were bombs and guns In caves and things But Osama must have sprouted some wings The next thing we saw was a...
Bob Rivers - Pokemon
Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of money mon mon mon Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of Money mon mon mon mon We got to find a pokemon Before it's Christmas Eve The kids must have a Pikachu It's called I do believe...
Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids
I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must say When I found...
Bob Rivers - Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" The restroom door said "Gentlemen," so I just walked inside. I took two scents and realized I was taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found...
Bob Rivers - Rusty Chevrolet
Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go, Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire Rust and smoke the heater's...
Bob Rivers - Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree
Shoppin' around for a Christmas tree At the grocery parking lot Every thing over 4 foot 3 Is 'bout hundred bucks a pop Schlepin' around for a Christmas tree And I still haven't found a thing In a trailer I met some...