Тексты песен «Horrible Histories»

--> In Britain's Georgian times There were so many crimes No time to hang each crook guilty of a felony Cos there's no room to jail you They'd send you to Australia To live in our new-fangled penal colony Think that...

We're Aztec priests so mind your head, Our prisoners always wind up dead. Our favourite colour is blood...

When I was a nipper I boarded a clipper Sailed the seas as a goods importer, oh! Edward Teach is my name But I earned my fame As Blackbeard the pirate of the water, oh! Was a jolly chap With a jaunty cap Always gave...

I bet you think the Stuarts were an English dynasty Well we only came to England when the crown belonged to me Our clans may have come from Scotland but our tales are not a bonnie one your see We got the blue bloody...

Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink I'm not who you think Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca! My husband Presotagus died He was a Celtic king I was his queen, so due to me Was half of everything Roman law...

I love to be a British queen I am Victoria, you see Now where's my British butler With my British cup of tea? Tea is not from Britain, ma'am From India it was brought Yes, for your cuppa, thousands died And many wars...

i'm knox a famous sergeon and i earn my daily bread by studying cadavers which are bodys not long dead one day two swarve young gentlemen appered within my view i'm mr burke, i'm mr hare how do you do? these gents...

I'm just a lonely cavegirl Searching for a date Looking for cave romance Or at least a caveman date My momma says I must wait here Until the moon is bright With cakes, milk and honey as gifts for the Gods Or as snack...

(Talking) Year.! 100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year! Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, surely there is know other Warrior in the...

I lived a happy life til I was ten years old When debt landed dad in prison and our country house Was sold Lodged with a lady in her London flat so cold Worked at a boot polish factory, labelling jars quite Dull be told...

My name is, my name is My name is, Charles II! I love the people And the people love me So much that they restored The English monarchy! I'm part Scottish, French, Italian A little bit Dane But one hundred percent...

Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming at ya! Ra ra, patra Cleo! Guys all go gaga for me-o! I am a leader And a lady and a queen I'm Cleopatra Such a queen, never been seen I am a pharoah Yet they're-o meant to be...

Deafeated by Octavian , who we , we don't respect Factum killed in Actum , as my poor Ant , has been decked Yeah , I was wrecked. Now it's T H E E N D I'm sure that spells the end for me Octavian will display me in a...

Everyone thinks they know the story Of Dick Turpin's highway glory But my past was far more gory I was no saint You think life is one big antic My profession is romantic Hate to be pedantic But it ain't As a butcher...

Everyone thinks they know the story Of Dick Turpin's highway glory But my past was far more gory Was no saint You think life is one big antic My profession is romantic Hate to be pedantic But it ain't HA As...

Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives Catherine of Aragon was one She failed to give me a son I had to ask her for a...

We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more, That's why we started the English civil war. People say we're no fun, but we disagree, Especially when explaining, parliamentary democracy. We are particularly...

My name is Caligula A rotten, Roman pig-ula If you told me a fib-ula I'd hack your hands to stumps! One time, I killed a priest Who'd come to sacrifice a beast You'd think it's sad that he's deceased We all laughed like...

In 776BC Olympics were begun Greece was the only country, so naturally we won Cheats built bronzes of God Zeus were we honest winners The answer's no we had more statues than you've had hot dinners Our games meant truce...

I'm George IV, the regent king Which means I was just standing in Acting king because my dad George III had gone barking mad! Great palaces, I did design Buckingham was one of mine Art and fashion, I so rated And...