Тексты песен «Horrible Histories»

I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord All other tribes dreaded My name means 'he who shakes the earth' Not that I'm big-headed When it comes to claiming nearby lands I was the type to risk it But it's how I treat dead enemies...

Mat: We're the Pilgrim Fathers, you may have heard rather a lot 'bout our notion crossin' the ocean on the good ship Mayflower. 'Though it's true our journey turned into quite a commotion. Ben: People report that we...

with the pilgrim faters you have heard rather alot 'bout our notions crossing the oceans on the good ship made flour but its true our journey turned into quite a commotion people report that we sported these hats...

We fighter pilots fought the German chaps In World War II In hurricanes and spitfires Performed deeds of daring do The finest British pilots That the world could hope to have Binky, Stinky, Squiffy Frantiek and...

We fighter pilots Fought the German chaps In World War II In Hurricanes and Spitfires Performed feats of derring-do The finest British pilots That the world could hope to have Binky! Stinky! Squiffy! Franstisek! And...

I was sure that you'd love me To that hope, I did cling 'Cause I'm... Richard the third And... everybody loves a king! Thought I did a good job Why do you disagree? There's a lot of people Spreading nasty rumours 'bout...

Today I'm starting High School Where boys are turned to men I packed my sword and shield We don't use paper and pen Everyone's a jock here We don't have Spartan nerds The weedy kids were left to die As breakfast for the...

I'm sure you've heard the Stone Age occurred, For two and a half million years. But there's more of Stone Age to engage, Than maybe it first appears. Dinosaurs,

We are the suffragettes, Think you know some fierce girls? You ain't heard nothing yet. A lass called Milli Fawcett, founder of our cause, Started the battle for our rights Argued the government should change the laws,...

I took the throne of England Just 'cause I was protestant A German prince whose English stank, King George number one I like to argue, now that's clear Especially with my father here And when he died of diarrhoea I...

lucrezia, giovanni, gioffre and cesare italian barmy army, the borgia family our daddy was rodrigo i had a monstrous ego where he makes truoble we go the borgia famiy our tale begins renastance spain, it's leadish...

Now, I'm a real life cowboy Just a quiet, humble fella That's what we're like Apart from Mike Yeah, I'm more of a yeller! Sing songs to pass the evenings And because it soothes the herd So they won't stampede Unless...

Welcome to our monastery Please have a chair Good to see you monks So deep in prayer Once the praying's finished Your chores must be done The main rule of a good monk's life is no fun We have to pray eight times a day...

Of Egyptian Kings we know oh so many things, 'Cos the archaeologists have dug their tombs. Now we're here to show, how to treat a dead pharaoh, Make a mummy that can decorate you room. First your dead kings lain on a...

Here we come, Through the market square, With our funny, Clothes and hair. Aristotle and Socrates, Plato and Diogenes, Four fab scholars, With our Greek philosophies. Hey, hey, We're the Thinkers,...

Anyone whose lived around these parts, Or ever knew'd us, Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors. My Grandad Henry Seventh, He beat King Richard, That's him pictured, Defeating the Tyke. He...

terrible tudors, gorgeous georgians, slimey stuarts,vile victorians woeful wars ferocious fights tingy castles daring knights horrors that defiy discription cut-throat celts auful egyptians vicious vikings cruel crimes...

With imagination Inspiration Innovation And perspiration We revolutionised transportation Stephenson's the name and my steam engine's the best you will find (It was the Rocket, it was called the Rocket) It pulled a...

For 40 years i ruled alone Shed all those tears while on the throne What got me through the pain and hurt Was clinging to the memory of Albert. I loved her so, my darling Vicky So much, you know almost made me sicky I...

Twas the age of queen Victoria A period notorious So many brand new goods we did create. Our list is long and glorious, Though i don't intend to borious Was a time of great invention Was it really? What did we invent...