Тексты песен «Horrible Histories»

A gorgeous georgian lady, is quite a sight to see, For some splendid beauty tips, pay attention listen to me. White is beautiful dear ladies, smear your face with paint of lead, Never mind the lead had made the men...

Were the Georgian navy weve never been beat thanks to Admiral Nelson commander of the fleet the only things Ive lost is this eye and this arm guess playing with these balls can really do you harm (ow) his the gaffe his...

God Compare! God Compare! When blood must flow, we're in the know with God compare! Find out which gods selection offers the best protection Should you sacrifice a man to the god of your clan Or to the god of thunder,...

Of all the kings called Henry, I'm the one you've rarely heard. Shakespeare wrote four, five, six, eight but seven not a word. People think I'm dreary, to some extent I am. But look a little closer, glam, bam, thank you...

Settle down class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid selling Yeah, the time has come For me to drum Some facts into you about spelling Oh, it seems to me Your ABC skills Are less than terrific So buck up boys

You know the caveman gave us woad Roman soldiers built the road Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak But when we talk of great invention It's important that we mention A special race who really were unique...

I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And our only aim in life is to fight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight We fight by day, and when it's not so bright We're not so bright! We like to beat, and chop...

I'm Marcus Licinius Crassus, No rich man could ever surpass us. Wanted people to say I was brave, But I lost my first fight and hid in a cave. Living there could be a pauper's nightmare, But if you're rich like me...

Everything your teacher says Is proved to be a fable There never was an Arthur Nor the knights, nor a round table The lady of the lake Was just a made up story too I hate to disappoint you all But it's not true! It's...

I'm William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France 1066, the Doomsday book I gave to history So fat on death my body burst But enough about me To help...

I'm William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France 1066, the Domesday book I gave to history So fat, on death my body burst But enough about me To help...

It was the summer of 793 When we sailed across the Great North Sea Comets crossed the skies that night Must have known something wasn't right We arrived upon your English shore And you offered friendship But we wanted...

We were weavers highly skilled To things were mechanised Craft and artisanship killed A threat to all our lives. Machines meant the workforce shrunk. You think you'd see us settle When bosses said 'Lets junk each...

Me name Mary Seacole, famous nurse To de Crimean boys No, me not Florence Nightingale Dat mix up, me annoys Me learn me skills in Jamaica Where me mother nursed de sick And I tink it might be destiny child To be a war...

King Henry 8th my father hoped I have some Tudor brothers mum had no sons, so rather I got plenty of step mothers when at last prince Ed was born the crown I bid adieu they said as king he must be sworn boys go first in...

If they want to blow up the French, king of Italy Co-prince of Andorra You guessed it It's me Napoleon Bonaparte Ugh! Hello Paris, I bust through the door Now everybody lift your jaws off the floor You act like you've...

[Intro] Mmmm yeah. Mmmm yeah. [Verse 1] People thought all animals Arrived here unrelated The world began, and then came man All perfectly created [Verse 2] But...

Mmmm yeah. Mmmm yeah. People thought all animals Arrived here unrelated The world began, and then came man All perfectly created But then someone looked up a tree. And said "That monkey looks just like me!" So it...

Here's the tale of me, Matilda, And my fight with cousin Stephen to succeed Henry First's throne. My wife's also called Matilda; Quite confusing 'cause we choose to claim Matilda's throne's our own. I'm Henry that...

I'm a welsh noble, I mobilised Wales against the English Fought King Henry Four because Wales abhorred English rule But my uprising, it went a bit wrong and this song tells the surprising tale. Owain Glyndwr! Welsh...