Тексты песен «Mc Chris»


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Mc Chris - 4 Da Shoteez

4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteez- Gather 'round and let me tell ya somethin'. 4 Da Shorteez- Can't you hear...

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Mc Chris - Arulapragasam

As much as I love comic and these video games, I need a little something, not just any old dame. I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. As much as I...

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Mc Chris - Arulpragasam

As much as I love comic and these video games, I need a little something, not just any old dame. I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. As much as I love...

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Mc Chris - Bad (Dd) Runner

I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When it's not knee deep in pork It's acidic and forked I'd mission abort Don't need no permission to start Rip apart every synapse and spark 'Til you're clutchin' your heart...

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Mc Chris - Bad Ass

I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When it's not knee deep in pork It's acidic and forked I'd mission abort Don't need no permission to start Rip apart every synapse and spark 'Til you're clutchin' your heart...

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Mc Chris - Beetlejuice (A/K/A Secret Song)

{"It's show time!"} [mc chris] I'm deadly pale, bad breath, bad teeth Hate the sand and the sun, never see me at the beach I'll stick with goth chicks transfixed on death That wear black britches I insist on nice...

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Mc Chris - Bench Warmer

MC Chris (answering machine recording): Yo, wassup, this is MC, uh, I'm chillin' at the track, tryin' to make some money- call me back, 2136-4640. Wanna gimme a hit- gimme a hit. Kizzat. Answering machine: You have one...

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Mc Chris - Best Day Ever

[Intro One] Time to rise; time to open your eyes This is the time, to live your life [Intro Two] No nightmares, no tantrums Just my E.T. pajamas The greeting's bird's tweeting I'm feeling better now No fretting, no...

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Mc Chris - Blastic

thanks to my rhyme inventin, i've ascended the heavens did i fail to mention got more ice than march of penguins i'm rich, i make the poor people cry and i bet it all black be'cause it can't be denied i'm in debt but...

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Mc Chris - Blow Hard

Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the SModcastle Prepare to have your dick sucked Dicks and butts and lickin nuts Fire explosions blowin up Get the KY and the talcum Here comes Kevin right on Malcolm Dicks and butts and...

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Mc Chris - Booties For Breakfast

For all the people in JC: The sun's in the sky and the wind's in my hair, And there's honeys in hot paints everywhere, And they all've got a Tae-Bo dairyair, And try to look away all I can do is stare, I'm quite aware...

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Mc Chris - Boys Don't Cry

I met you on friendster, your name was all weird, I feared the worst but the more I learned it all became clear, you were a female peer, just a few years younger than I, and you wrote the longest letters, the very best...

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Mc Chris - Buckle Up

Well my name is mc I'm a badass mother If I'm at Dunkin' Donuts then I'm ordering a cruller Better vacate the premises I'm your new nemesis Evidentally evil I might even take residence When I hear hip-hop I stop...

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Mc Chris - Bum Leg

[mc chris] I know we shouldn't be out here during the day and our elders have spoke, ill of it But, this place is just so much fun And then you know they won't let us play on it cause it's so jagged and rusty (It's...

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Mc Chris - Care Bear (Kelly's Song)

You're cute as a care bear I don't even care where You tell me to be You know I'm gonna be there Know I'm gonna repair Your broken heart, I swear Cross my own on a dare Al Capone love affair Got style...

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Mc Chris - Check The Ring, Yo

[Some lady saying something] Well, my name is mc chris, I saw that you were alone. I don't know if you knew this but I rock the microphone. You look one kind of lonely - I'm so the antidote. You look seven kinds of...

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Mc Chris - Chinese Song

Chinese Song Microphone Testing, 1, 2, 3 In the place to be What's up everybody My name is Tai Mai Shoo And I am going to rapping for you today Just a little free-style But first and foremost I like to thanking roadie...

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Mc Chris - Co Efficient (Skit)

Talking 'bout math, math, I love math Gettin my books for school, math... (Wait a minute, math? MATH?!) (Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there, you little GEEK?) Oh, don't hit me (You were just jabbering about...

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Mc Chris - Co-Efficient

MC: I wanna talk about math, math. I love math. Gettin' my books for school. Bully: Wait a minute? Math? MATH?! Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there you geek? MC: Oh, don't hit me. Bully: Ju-just jabbering about...

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Mc Chris - Cookie Breath

southern belle from the atl, eyes set on mind melt, she makes my heart swell, I love the way she feels, I love the way she smells, I love the way she talks, I love the stories she tells. there's nothing I don't like,...