Тексты песен «Mc Chris»

[Intro] Hey John (yeah) John, turn me up in my headphones (okay) Uhh John, John it's too loud (Oh okay wait) John (wait a second) John turn it down (wait a second) J-John, John are you there? (Yes!) [mc chris] Well my...

[Chorus] I don't shave when I'm chillin in my nerd cave Get baked like everyday my birthday Anti-social with anxiety and acne So I settle for surround and a flat screen [mc chris] I know it's wrong, all day long in a...

"The United States #1 ninja killer is called back into action" I need you, I need you to come back and kill these ninjas Only you can do it Blaine I told you, I don't kill no ninjas no mo' "He's back, here we go...

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP! There's a special kind of girl that goes to my shows And...

"Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time..." To the chicks and the bros, to the pimps and the hoes, cheap seats to the front row! "Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time..." To the kids in the Polo,...

[Intro/Chorus: mc chris] We're on the road; off to another show We got to go; I'll call you later bro [mc chris] Every year, for about five months To be very clear, I go out and find funds How to collect from the many...

[mc chris] The horror, it was Zorro, he was wearin a mask I was out with my folks, and we was havin a laugh We didn't do this too often, mingle with the proletariats Folks were almighty and too often they were scaredy...

[mc chris] What, what, where am I? It's, it's so hot in here, it's just boiling up! Welcome (HI) to Hell (thank you) Oh wow, to Hell! Thats' where I am? It's hot! It's hot by definition This is hell? It's a strong...

[Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you. [Tim Chandler]Hey MC! [mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house. [Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah. [mc chris]Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir? [Tim Chandler]I'm...

[Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you. [Tim Chandler]Hey MC! [mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house. [Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah. [mc chris]Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir? [Tim Chandler]I'm...

[Intro] I'm a popcorn frog {*3X*} I go ribbit, then I get it {*2X*} [Chorus] I'm a popcorn frog Watch me get it, get it, get it I'm a popcorn frog Watch me get it, get it, get it I'm a popcorn frog Watch me get it, get...

Blue jeans, check! Black-T, check! Record my raps on a cassette tape deck. Wearin' no sweats 'cause Nike owns Chucks. Three rows of studs 'cause hoes wanna fuh-! Axe to max on my nasty socks, synchronize with a text but...

this one goes out to all the cuties in the quad, walking kitty corner with the itty bitty bod, telescopin out the window, waxin wise, while you walk, i stalk the fox box to the party on lock, security check soon my id's...

[Intro/Chorus: mc chris] I thought we'd always be together And for a minute we were severed But now we're back and now we're better You're the one that has my heart I made a mess of countless blessings You caught me...

I got an allergy for every pedigree So I got myself a robot that's Japanese But yo, he's hard to please He's always gotta pee But he nevers sips a drip This chip is playin' me The way it plays ladies is such a sight to...

way back college boy asked to a high school dance couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, til my best friend said that the red would get me through. went to the drew...

{*BEEEEEEEEP*} [Secretary] Mr. Chandler, mc chris is here to see you {Brrr, send him in} [mc chris] Heyyyyy! Mr. Chandler, what's happenin man? {Heeeey kid...} How you doin? I haven't seen you in like forever man...

[some hick] Ranch dressing Thank you, thank you sir, you are... Thank you, very kind {*mc chris whistling*} [some hick] You are mc chris!! [mc chris] Uh no, no [some hick] I got all yo' cassette tapes [mc chris]...

You want a podcast? I got a SModcast You want a podcast? I got a SModcast You want a podcast? I got a SModcast You wanna You wanna You wanna Do you want a podcast? Do you want a show? Do you get your laughs...

Please allow me to reintroduce myself My name is Chris And I do not exist It's just some shit that a kid did just for kicks An effort of the last ditch To stop the steel from slitting the wrist Thick in the midst of...