Тексты песен «Mc Chris»

Your rapper- he's whack dude, does he even try? Can he do what mine did? Think you should say buh bye. Get up on the mic like a five on a fifty. Quickly avoid the hickeys of the bucktoothed bitties. Fake Timberlake...

[Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] Drinkin blunts, smokin 40's Smokin 40's, drinkin blunts That's what this kid does for fun Pour some smoke into that cup [mc chris] Like this beat and how it bounces Don't smoke trees, we smoke...

Yo what's up, this is MC, uhhh im chillin at the track tryin to make some money call me back 213862620, you wanna get the hit?, gimmie a hit, bizza. You have one new message Hey chris, it's john bayie uhh, did you try...

on the first day of xmas my dealer gave to me a bag of shrooms and some lsd we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees but the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave we're all fucked up on smirnoff eggnogg we...

[mc chris] This playground is really impressive! I can't believe no one ever brought us here This place is really, it's really retro It's really OLD!! (My dad says it's dangerous) (for kids, to be here by themselves)...

* cut from "Dungeon Master of Ceremonies" [mc chris] Warm it up chris~! I was thinkin about it Put on my oven mitts and the kitchen gets crowded Girls they wanna taste of my latest concoction Now let me see you put...

Mc The Name, My Kick Is The Crane, Display Wide Range Of Shit For Dem Hanes. You Pella Like Panes, I'm Hella Teh Lame, A Chemical Craze Some Find Hard To Face. A Rhymer For Days, Rhyme 'cause It Pays. Eat...

Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian My story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan's Rhyme renegade Sure to penetrate First and second...

Let's meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts Lets order at a dining chain I'm ordering first Can't decide on appetizers or what sandwich to get Can't deny it I'm excited gets my appetite whets Homework's over...

mc the name, my kick is the crane, display wide range of shit for dem Hanes. You pella like panes, i'm hella teh lame, a chemical craze some find hard to face. A rhymer for days, rhyme 'cause it pays. Eat Frito-Lays...

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny Ladies that are all night on my jimmy Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy Just wanna get with me 'cause I'm so pretty Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn Best part's...

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny Ladies that are all night on my jimmy Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn Best part's the...

Chorus: Stop pickin on me. Because I'm a geek. I'm strange to you. You're strange to me. Well, one of these days. I'm gonna pack heat. Your brains on the wall. My face, my face on tv. They dissipate the pungent odor of...

Your here, in the boys bathroom good, your actually a little early. Sorry im very punctual, sorry. Alright get over here! Ahhh! You little geek! Oh no your forcing me into the stall! that's correct hahaha! Oh no your...

[mc chris] History, history, I love history (AHH~!) Whoa!! (You're here, in the boys bathroom, good) (You're actually a little bit early) Sorry, I'm.. (let me pick up a little bit) very punctual, sorry (ALRIGHT GET OVER...

{*evil cackling*} [Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] I shoulda brushed my teeth, I got cav-a-ties Mom and dad said no sugar 'til Halloween [mc chris] To tell you the truth, I love Baby Ruth but what it does to my tooth, is...

[mc chris] Economics! I love economics, hmmmm (HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?) I'm gonna go home! (Thought you were gonna get out of school without talkin to me first?) School's over I wanna go (I got...

This is a story about a boy named Harry. Early morning, he wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for hiding, even fighting It's you he's been waiting for James goes. "Lily, take harry and go! It's...

This is a story about a boy named Harry. Early morning, he wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for hiding, even fighting It's you he's been waiting for James goes. "Lily, take harry and go! It's him! Go...

call it a rebound of a hip hop devout, got my heat out, feel alright like it is Friday night and pops says, 'yo, let's eat it out.a'a that's what I be 'bout. on the mike is where I be now, indeed now. good for you and...