Тексты песен «Mc Chris»

Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade, I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid. I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy, believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi. Mario really wants to get her in bed, so...

Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade, I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid. I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy, believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi. Mario really wants to get her in bed, so...

[Intro/Chorus: mc chris] QT motherfucker, late fees motherfucker I'm droppin n-bombs like what motherfucker Transform motherfucker, you've been warned motherfucker Bitch slap from my Kangol cap motherfucker [mc chris]...

What's my name? mc And what do I do? Rap. M.D.'s screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat. E.R. staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. mc chris squeezin' contents out of tiny plastic bags. it's like hypnotizin' eyes and...

Geek: ...economics, I love economics... Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going? Geek: I'm gonna go home! Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first? Geek: School's...

[mc chris] AHH COOL~! Look, a jungle gym I love the jungle! (One thing I don't understand about jungle gyms) (is they're not jungles, and they're not gyms) (And my dad says that they have a name that doesn't make any...

{*harp music plays*} [Jesus] Ahh I love playing this harp, it relaxes me [mc chris] Huh? I was never shot I was never assassinated - I'M ALIVE!!! [Jesus] No (what?) You were shot; you're in Heaven [mc chris] No, no -...

way back college boy asked to a high school dance couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, til my best friend said that the red would get me through. went to the jewel...

Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin' What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'? Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'! I don't smoke blunts...

"Where are we?" "I'm thirsty." "There's a church up ahead, maybe there's something in here..." [Door open] "These don't look like Presbyterians!" "They look like.....

I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack Girls won't give my dick back All this sex affects my syntax The pistol I pack's impact Make's you gasp infact So sit back, relax While I grind this axe On your Brazillian wax Without...

[mc chris] Outta my way [Reporter] Beautiful night out here on the red carpet [mc chris] Motherfucker outta my way! [Reporter] MC, MC, come on over here! [mc chris] Who the fuck are you? I don't know you!...

[mc chris] Na na na na na na na {*2X*} Stack up donuts, pack up the pies Put on the trenchcoat, rack up the lies Overcast sky and the pines are swaying The bird gets the worm so I'm up in the AM Gotta crack a case in a...

Well my name is mc and I'm here to say I rock the mic with asbestos all up in yer face Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane Watch me think up a phrase then put my spit on display I aint even begun to begin I...

[Intro/Chorus] Where, is my 40? I can't find my 40 sporty {*3X*} Where, is my 40? I can't find my 40 [mc chris] Where is my 40? Where are the people? Eager to leave and commit acts of evil Stuck at my job, I hear...

White kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud Then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin' half pint? Then just turn on your heartlight. a...

Weed is by my side, it's always been there. Always been there, always been there. Weed is by my side, it's always been there. Always been there, always been there. Weed is by my side, it's always been there. Always been...

Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard...

Verse 1 Is she dope, yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin they can step, their hands go up with sweat, but she be down with me since fetts vette (jets jets),...