Тексты песен «Monty Python»

Sailing Away, Sailing Away. It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wild accountancy To find, explore, the funds offshore And scourge the sholls of bankruptcy. It can be manly in insurance, We'll up your premium...

Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy To find,...

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom, He made their...

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear And curse When you're chewing on Life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best.....

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best.....

I'd like to have an argument, please. Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? No, this is my first time. I see. Well, were you thinking of taking a five minute argument or a course? Well, what's the cost? It's 1 for...

I'd like to have an argument, please. Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? No, this is my first time. I see. Well, were you thinking of taking a five minute argument or a course? Well, what's the cost? It's 1 for...

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in the least bit scared to...

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit...

Brian...the babe they called Brian, Grew...grew, grew and grew, Grew up to be, Grew up to be, A boy called Brian, A boy called Brian. He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet This boy whose name was Brian, And he...

Bright Side of Life by Eric Idle Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say; Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing on life's gristle,...

Immanuel Kant was a real puissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a...

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery...

We're knights of the round table We dance whenever we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot We're knights of the round table...

Good Morning Morning, sir Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium Ah, thank you, my good man What can I do for you, sir? Well, I was sitting in the public library On Thurmon Street just now Skimming through Rogue...

It's Christmas in Heaven All the children sing It's Christmas in Heaven Hark, hark, those church bells ring It's Christmas in Heaven The snow falls from the sky But it's nice and warm, and everyone Looks smart and...

Intro: Right ho, darling. Yeh, be home (spoken) about 8:30. No, no I'll go on a bike. Verse: Beethoven's gone but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shoppin' no more, You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And...

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Galloping through the sward Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore And his horse Concorde He steals from the rich And gives to the poor Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Riding...

D what John? Come again do what? Do what John? Do what John? D what? Do what? Do where John? Do where John? Why, what, wiv whom and when? Triffic, really triffic! Pardon? Come...

Orchestra Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four Leader: Half a bee, philisophically, Must ipso facto half not be. But half a bee has got to be Vis a vis it's entity. -d'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to...