Тексты песен «Nerf Herder»

Saw you at the high school dance I never thought that I'd have a chance with you but how could I know that you felt the same way too then you asked me to dance I nearly thought that I'd wet my pants its true I didn't...

Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la la la la la All that ancient yultide glory Fa la la la la la la la la Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la Fa la la Fa la Fa Hark the ancient yultide carol Fa la la la...

Long ago, we watched the videos On Headbanger's Ball That's where we learned it all Wearing Spandex pants Six-string Lazers in their hands Synchrenized Guitars They layed out the master plan Defending the faith Keep...

Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh ohh I saw her at the club She was standing with a French girl Bonswashe Lepupe Yeah, she had a beautiful smile And they met at face to face Went back to...

Do the Maurie [repeat] Have a shot of Bacardi now Have a bottle of beer now Stand up and shake it around You should do it! Go! Go! Go! Do the Maurie [repeat] Take your golf cart to Burnin' Wood Do it just...

Knee High! Argyle! Tube! I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock last nite I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock I was thinking of you Wish I had more to do...

Knee High! Argyle! Tube! I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock last nite I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock I was thinking of you Wish I had more to do...

Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful Don't hate me, because I'm the best Don't hate me, because I'm the champion Just love me, like all the rest do Don't be jealous when you see me in my fancy clothes Sexy leather...

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Don't hate me because I'm the best Don't hate me because I'm the champion Just love me like all the rest do Don't be jealous when you see me in my fancy clothes Sexy leather...

Down on Haley, Haley Street Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap You never know just who you'll meet on Haley Crack dealer looks out his door Winks his eye and waves to his whore She don't wanna turn tricks...

Down on Haley, Haley Street Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap You never know just who you'll meet on Haley Crack dealer looks out his door Winks his eye and waves to his whore She don't wanna turn tricks...

Yeah she, she's bustin' out Put the suitcase in the Pinto And get the hell out of Ohio She gets on that great highway Doesn't wanna' be anywhere She's an easy mark O-ho, o-ho, o-ho she's an easy mark o-ho Yeah he, he's...

Yeah she ... she's bustin' out Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio She gets on that great highway Doesn't wanna be anywhere She's an easy mark [x2] Yeah he : he's got a master plan Yeah he's...

Yeah she : she's just a girl Yeah she's just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere She's an easy mark [x2] Yeah he : he's just a boy Yeah he's a big city boy Born...

Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5 But they still got a sensitive side When they want our sympathy They put down their flying feet. Ballads show how much they care Even (Rob Thomas?) is a big teddy bear. These songs all...

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" So I followed her into the theater And found a seat...

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" So I followed her into the theater And found a seat that was...

They put you down and call you crazy Say "You're disgusting and uncool!" Just because you like to touch yourself Out by the public swimming pool You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate! You've gotta fight for...

I would hire the A-team And I'd crash the General Lee I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise And I'd roller blade with Corey Feldman for you I'd do anything for you Just about anything for you I'd do anything for you, for...

I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the one who you can't live without I'm not the one who you wanna see I'm not the one who you want to be seen with And when you're tired of all the jerks And you're tired of...