Тексты песен «Nerf Herder»

I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the one who you can't live without I'm not the one who you wanna see And I'm not the one who you want to be seen with And when you're tired of all the jerks And you're tired...

Parked at the dark end of your street I'm sticking to my vinyl seat I got my big old spy scope out I'm sneaking right up to your house [Chorus:] My golfshirt is tatter and torn I've been wearing this thing for so long...

Looking at the stars I draw lines to see your face I try to change the picture But it wont erase Sitting next to you I know what happy means It doesnt't only happen in Pretty in Pink Now Ive seen your world I don't...

High five anxiety, high five anxiety don't raise your hand and don't look at me high five anxiety, high five anxiety i'm not your bro and i'll never be don't wanna play on your team, in your game the last one picked...

don't bother going to class, cuz nobody cares if you cut. and its not smart to experiment, with ben gay on your nuts. if you ask her out and she says maybe, what she really means is no way. and if you try jerking off...

Saturday night you're high on crank Eating club sammwiches at Ben Franks Hollywood Babe it's just not my trip Buying your groceries at Pink Dot Trying to be somebody that your aren't Cheerios cost a lot on the Sunset...

You wanted to save her From her heavy metal behavior soft sadness in her world and So you made her be your girlfriend When she sang those songs it made you cry Now, she's in the hospital With a fracture to her skull...

She works all day at the Burger King Gettin' greasy for the dollars Promoted to fries But there's tears in her eyes It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her California Hotel California California Hotel...

You've got style You've got class And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass. I made him angry I made him annoyed When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod. I can't help myself I fell in love with you I...

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year? (No...) Well lemme tell you about it! For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie For little...

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year? No Well let me tell you about it! For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie For little...

AHHHHHHH I, I don't kill And I don't murder Or manufacture atomoic weapons. And I, don't eat meat And I, don't eat vegetables N-n-no! Cause I only eat candy O-O-O I only eat sweets Ya I only eat candy, my friend...

I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream And show you a real good time I wanna take you to the baseball game I wanna take you to the baseball game Buy you...

I road down Haley street In my 5.O, no Got the ragtop down So my vegas can blow ,yea My wheels are spinning My rims are shining On the street,yea All you suckers take a look at me,yea Oh,yea 'Cause I'm not a loser...

I've got a boner for Christmas Mend up your stocking hole Cause this lump ain't made of coal I've got a boner for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing I've got a...

When you borrowed it that night You wore my jacket for the last time The jacket used to be our history Now it's only covered with your memory So much time I spent with you now All that's left are tears...

There's a new leader in the land, With a platform that i understand, I saw her face in the magazine, She looks hot in her tight jeans, Keep marching on... A solider of love, Jenna bush army, You can't stop her! Jenna...

Straight out of Boston To reinvent the modern rock and roll He put down the cigarette And dropped out of B.U. Too sensitive for this world Too sensitive for that girl He could look right through the Cezans If he had a...

He might strip for all the ladies In the front row The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws The the mood for Huey Luis Or maybe a show tune He'll dedicate 'The Rainbow Connection' to you He'll be working...

I Went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get laid I got in a fight uh-huh It ain't no big thing Late for my job and the traffic was bad Had to borrow 10 bucks from my old man uh-huh It ain't no big thing I Went...