Тексты песен «Nerf Herder»

How do i get through to a girl like you? Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Yeah yeah Beautiful lips, like strawberry quik. I saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick, (but) you won't check me out 'cause I work...

How do i get through to a girl like you? Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Yeah yeah Beautiful lips, like strawberry quik. I saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick, (but) you won't check me out 'cause I work...

You got beautiful eyes And long eyelashes Skin like Isabella Rosellina You got a cute little moustache You make it work girl. You work it, Girl. Down at the ice cream parlor. You made me Fudgy the Whale. Now I wanna...

Is there life on mars girl If there is I'd like to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there I've heard it said that outer space is not the kind of place to raise your kids...

When you left me all alone at the record hop You said you were goin' out for a little soda pop You were gone for quite a while Half an hour or more When you got back, man oh man, this is what I saw Lipstick on your...

girl sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat you don't want no salad yes you want a lot of meat you don't want no pastromi & no corn beef on rye there's only one kinda sandwhich that's really gonna satisfy...

Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat You don't want no pastrami, And no corned beef on rye Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's...

The sun is shining in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped raining Everybodys in the play (?) And don't you know it's a beautiful new day hey hey hey Running down the avenue See how the sun shines brightly...

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair (YEAH!) You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come...

Nervous breakdown come take me away Nervous breakdown cafeteria today I fell down on the floor oh god i spilled my milk Someone pull up my pants i think i need some help And i can't believe that i'm fallin No i can't...

Well I met her at the Trocadero, In Philly Backstage at the Bloohound show She said she was from Cherry Hill, Cherry Hill Through Lips like cherries in the snow New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my...

Going back in time To another world Gonna find that place I'm gonna find that girl Don't wanna a hippy chick Or disco queen 'Just want the girl From the 1983 I wanna a new wave girl, I wanna a new wave girl,...

I know a girl, Nikki Webster The cutest in the world, Nikki Webster Strawberry curls, Nikki Webster Yeah you're the tops of pops Nikki Webster So far away, across the sea Down in Australia, that's where she be At the...

She was standing on the dance florr of the club She was a very very pretty girl So I went up and talked to her And when you share your thoughts with someone You feel close to them. Nosering Girl I love you Nosering Girl...

Baby, you'd better relax Don't get your panties in a bunch Would you please put down that record That was very hard to find Oh no, Holy smokes Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise Why...

You're a free girl. You've got a heavy metal jacket, and you look like Bryan Adams With Camoflauge pants on. You're getting bad grades and you're always wearin' shades. It's a shame You're out of reach girl. It's not...

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield We're gonna put an end to alternative rock We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime...

When you met me at the party, you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants I'm...

with a pocket full of candy and a bookcase full of porn you buy stacks and stack of Hustlers bags and bags of candy corn when i see you at the beach you've be looking in the sand wearing shades and baggy pants with a...

YEAH! Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say That I came all the way from Goleta Way And I'm recording in this old studio Just standing around, kicking up the show With Steve. He's playing the beat. And Charlie's playing...