Тексты песен «Sherman Allan»

+Al 'N' Yetta Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda, Watching TV every single night. Munching popcorn from a dish, While observing Dorothy Gish. (Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish, (What a dish) What a dish. Ohhhh, Al...

+America's A Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny. 'T'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place. And if you think the way I talk is funny, Shaddup-a you face. Shaddup-a you face. America to me is not so...

Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's not too long. It's not too high, It's not too low, It's not too fast, It's not too slow. It's not too old, It's not too new, It's not too gay, It's not...

AUTOMATION (Alan Sherman) It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was IBM It was Univac It was all those gears going Clickity clack, dear I thought automation was keen Till you...

+Barry Is The Baby's Name We'll call him Barry, Barry. That'll be the baby's name. We thought of Lance or Josh, But, oh, my gosh, They're not the same. But if it's Barry, Barry, That's a name with style and grace. And...

+Beautiful Teamsters Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join. Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin. Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all. That's why I'm standing by your union hall. I would be proud to carry...

+Bye Bye Blumberg My name is Charlie Blumberg And I travel everywhere. 'Cause I'm a traveling salesman, So I fly from here to there. In every town I visit Folks must think I'm really swell. 'Cause everytime I leave a...

Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He...

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke, from the movie "Mary Poppins") Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that don't make sense to me. But I'm used to words that don't make...

(Parody of "Downtown" by Petula Clark) Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers go downtown. Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm And watch the late late show uptown. Cause when you...

"Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look like?", And the man from Mars said,...

+Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "It goes from side to side." So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my...

+Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love to pick them. I pick them up, and lick them. I lick them, then I...

+Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter. Pile the potatoes on your platter. Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby. I just adore you plump and chubby. I got a letter from the state, Dear. You're...

+Hail To Thee, Fat Person I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service. When I was a child, my mother said to me, "Clean the plate, because children...

+Harvey And Sheila Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Oh, the day they met. Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, No one will forget. Harvey's a CPA. He works for IBM. He went...

"Headaches" Headaches, headaches. Aspirin commercials give me headaches. Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please, That's when they show me all my sinus cavities. Headaches, headaches. Those sponsors don't care how...

Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh! Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Lynnard...

+Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp) Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivey...

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp) Alan Sherman Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with...