Тексты песен «Stephen Lynch»


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Stephen Lynch - 3 Balloons

I call you from the car to say I'll be there in a while A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile There's nothing on the radio- I fiddle with the dial Then I see a sign- the airports just another mile...

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Stephen Lynch - A Month Dead

I lie next to her in the bed She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed Nevermind the fact that she's dead It turns me on It turns me on Sure, she's a little cold to the touch But that doesn't bother me much Because the...

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Stephen Lynch - Albino

Albino - Stephen Lynch (intro)-I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have slipped away some how...but, i could only come up with two I was in love with an albino Her lack of pigment seemed like...

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Stephen Lynch - America

Alright. Hey, hey what do you say? I come from a place called the U.S. of A. Ho, ho what do you know? Hop in my car and let's go. Well this is a song for America, Home of the red, white, and blue. Land of Marilyn...

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Stephen Lynch - Baby

Baby - Stephen Lynch This is for my little girl My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, and hands her to me I look at my newborn and say Damn that's an ugly baby Damn that's an ugly...

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Stephen Lynch - Ballad Of Scarface

Do you know Tony Montana? Rode a boat here from Havana, Scar from eating pussy lines his face. Finds a day job washing dishes, Hates his life, he only wishes Someday in this world to find his place. And he has a scheme...

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Stephen Lynch - Beelz

Beelz - Stephen Lynch (Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time. (Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here...

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Stephen Lynch - Best Friends Song

Mark: I like my toast buttered Stephen: and i'll take mine dry Mark: I dig the beatles Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy Mark: I have fine taste Stephen: and i like things cheap Mark: I wanna stay up all night Stephen:...

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Stephen Lynch - Bitch

Had to see you one last time There's something on my mind How do i say what needs to be said? The words are hard to find How about bitch give me my money I want my money and i wwant it fast Hey, bitch give me my money...

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Stephen Lynch - Bowling Song

You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes. So I don't get all the ladies. And my clothes...

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Stephen Lynch - Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowli

You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you've walked a mile in my bowling shoes. So I don't get all the ladies. Got a...

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Stephen Lynch - Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)

You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you've Walked a mile in my bowling shoes. So I don't get all the ladies. Got a...

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Stephen Lynch - Classic Rock Song

I get home late from work tonight Baby, my body's achin'. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me And the love that we'll be makin'. So I chill the champagne Light a candle or two (Baby, all the things I'ma do to you) I...

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Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song

I made love to ya all night long Then i got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and i fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never do no wrong Then you farted......

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Stephen Lynch - Craig

Craig - Stephen Lynch [00:14]Everyone knows Jesus, [00:17]The guy who healed the lame. [00:21]Well, I am Jesus' brother, [00:24]Craig is my name. [00:31]Jesus is the Prince of Peace. [00:34]Jesus is the Lamb...

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Stephen Lynch - Crazy Peanuts

Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away Flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that shit in a tree And a...

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Stephen Lynch - D & D (2005 Bonus Version)

[00:04]Harmonica. [00:10]More harmonica. [00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. [00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the...

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Stephen Lynch - D And D

Better get back up here. This is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know.. -------------------- (How about a little harmonica?) I've got my...

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Stephen Lynch - D And D (2005 Bonus Version)

[00:04]Harmonica. [00:10]More harmonica. [00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. [00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain...

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Stephen Lynch - Dear Diary 1

Dear diary, today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better So the good lord I thank I'll write more...