Тексты песен «Sudden Death»

Lumpy, chunky, smells kinda funky Addicted to the sickness I'm a toe jam junkie Pull it out your toes, not out of your behind Toe cheese goes well with a fine wine Store it in a pickle jar, keep it in the pantry...

Yes me, I'm the man with too much time on my hands I sell tapes even though there's almost no demand I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell I take showers even though it won't help the smell Do it in my...

My generation has been labeled with a big ol' X Along with it came a stigma of a big ol' hex That we're all into all kinds of self mutilation Body piercing, tattoos, and scarification But I like to find better things to...

Well Tally ho! Yippy ki-yi-ya! Narf! Zort! Let's burn the ship and throw the kids overboard I'm bored (I'm bored) I need something to do How 'bout we go free all the animals in the zoo [huh huh that would be cool] Or we...

{*a parody of Ludacris' song "Area Codes"*} [Chorus] I got probed! I got probed... Aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) Probed, proohhhhbed.. Aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!) [Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] Now you...

(parody of "Around The Way Girl" by L.L. Cool J) I want a girl with gravitational pull Big as a cow, but not mean as a bull A couple chins and a big behind That's what I need to make the girlie all mine She can waddle...

I got a special talent that I love to share When I'm home or goin' out I pollute the air You can always tell where I have been and when 'Cause a lot of people never wanna go there again Early in the morning, or late at...

(parody of "Move The Crowd" by Eric B. and Rakim) Standing in my bedroom suddenly I had this Feeling like I ate an anvil and had to pass it So I just can't stand around So I start running and the faster I run the...

I'm in a Brain Dead state now my mind is a blank slate The matter in my head is as useful as a beefcake Walk around dazed for days at a time My brain begins to smoke when I try to make a rhyme If I think too hard then...

(parody of "Slam" by Onyx) [chorus] Bran! Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh For when you're stuck! Bran! Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh Diarrhea!! C'mon have another one, then another one, eat all of 'em Choose one from the...

There ain't nothin' to do in my home town So I grab my remote and I plant myself down Suckin' down cheese balls by the pound Gonna watch TV till my brain melts down I got no wife and I got no life But I got my remote...

[Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] I'm being haunted by the ghosts of dead rappers from both coasts Puttin out albums long after they've decomposed So their lyrics are a little behind the times But how do they get the dead...

[Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] I'm being haunted by the ghosts of dead rappers from both coasts Puttin out albums long after they've decomposed So their lyrics are a little behind the times But how do they get the dead...

Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time Comin' to your home from the sewers They came from outter space and they're bouncing to a town near yours This is the...

If a tree falls down and nobody is around Then does it really make a sound But if the mafia kills someone and doesn't get caught Is the person really dead? I thought so If the moon's made of cheese and there's a man in...

(parody of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice) [chorus] Dice Dice Baby Dice Dice Baby He can't stop, can he be clean? Never Dice is back and he's hornier than ever Steps to the mic but he don't say nothin' When he starts...

I was walkin' through the mall headin' to the record store Gonna buy a new tape that came out the day before Halfway there when I got a big scare There's a guy with a clipboard scratching his hair With a pencil, he's a...

(parody of "Jump" by Kris Kross) [chorus] Dump! Dump! My bedroom is such a Dump! Dump! I like livin' in a Dump! Dump! I can't help it it's a Dump! Dump! Uh-huh, uh-huh Don't try to compare this to another mess it's...

{*a parody of Method Man's song "All That I Need"*} They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh Jason's a guy that you really oughtta watch for To him you ain't nothin' but a fly, he'll squash ya Nothin' feels worse than...

Oh no, there they go another herd of elephants With big fat legs in tight black pants And an image of themselves that can't be clear 'Cause it's obvious they ain't never looked in a mirror Following fashion is no...