Тексты песен «Tenacious D»

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready. KG: Yeah? JB:...

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready. KG: Yeah? JB:...

[Verse 1: JB] What was I thinking? All this rage, it's the end of the world Spreading my hatred I must sound insane to every boy and every girl [Chorus: JB] Colors are the thing that make the world better I've been...

So, um... If I was just gonna say one thing to y'all tonight... I'd say, set the artist free. I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free. I'm saying, quit your day job. Now, I know a lot of you people here,...

So, uh, If I was gonna just one thing to ya"ll tonight, I"d say set the artist free. I"m talking about this artist in here, set it free! Im sayin": Quit your day job. Now I know alot of you people here are sayin":...

I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave Now all you do is stare at the floor Ohh, dear penis I don't like you anymore It used to be you and me A paper towel and a dirty magazine That's all we needed...

[Chorus] Cause it's the pick! of Destiny, child You know where we'll be rockin cause it's fucking insane Its just the pick! of Destiny, child More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain [Verse 1] In Venice Beach...

The world is fucking turning to shit The Earth don't stand a chance Hurricane Typhoon will destroy the city We got to clean up the skies and recycle We got to stop the over-population But most important of all We got...

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to rock, no...

I love you baby, but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need...

[spoken] Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?...

"Kage" "Yeah?" "Let's go to this drive-thru" "Oh, good, I'm starvin'" "[Incomprehensible]" "Yeah, umm" "Hello?" "Huh" "May I have your order?" "Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu" "Okay"...

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the honesty And special times, and...

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the honesty And special times, and...

We've been sent, To issue all you people here a warning. I'm not at liberty to say, The details of our most perculiar warning. Yeah. Sufice to say..All you people here are in grave danger. So come on! Through the skies,...

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, Gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What's the name of the song,...

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What's the name of the song,...

This is a song, for the ladies But fellas, listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you gotta make some love And fucking give her some smooches too...

JB: Kage? KG: Wha... Hey... wha... what's happenin? JB: What are you doin here? KG: Oh I... uh... just... uh... I think I forgot somethin... Just you Know... JB: Wait a second. It's like 2am, In the middle of the...

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see?...