Тексты песен «Tenacious D»

Jack: Let's kick it. I'll say kick it, and you'll just kick it with a tasty groove, okay? 1, 2, 3, kick it.........kick it, come on, god damn it, GOD, KYLE! COULD YOU ONE TIME KICK IT, WHAT THE FUCK? Kyle: Jack, don't...

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yeah there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name...

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. A long ass freakin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But nay there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name...

spoken] [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [strums] [JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [strums again] [JB:] Better, closer, warmer. [strums again] [JB:] That's it...

Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la. Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)...

JB: Kyle Took a bullet for me Now i've got to rock for three KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D KG(Ghost): I took a bullet for JB Now i'm in heaven and i can see JB: Your decision to rescue me! KG(Ghost): It...

Kyle took a bullet for me now I've got to rock for three. KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D. I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see your decision to rescue me was definitely Poops McGee. No way,...

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We're talkin' fuckin' Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin' free Tenaciously,...

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer fucking bathing...

[Jack Black] Relax JB, it'll be alright Go with it, don’t be afraid, we are your friends and more It’s important that we fuck right now, so let your penis explore Repopulation is the name of the game We need to fuck you...

[KG (spoken):] Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"] [KG starts playing] [JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics. [sung] Malibu nights, tangerine dreams, Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,...

Kage:Yeah but you didn't fucking come up with this one Jack: Here I got some lyrics Malibu Nights Tangerine dreams Malibu knees Malibu dreams Malibu, Making a poo Stinky Poo Looking at you Because it's time for my...

On the rise of a new dawning I gaze upon a pagan mass Who cry in tones of victory and hail their gods in the skies Their shields and armor are glittering under the heat of a heathen sun Their hearts face with the pride...

[Talking] Do another one here This is my version of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville Little different thought we had to bring it up in to the 90's Its now called marijuanaville (eh eh eh eh eh) Rollin my homegrown smoking...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah! I do not need (He does not need) A microphone (A microphone) My voice is ------- (-------) Powerful...

Well we met in the food court in the mall, She was in line at arbys and I was Sippin on a malt, Such a lovely girl I walked up to her, I wanna make u mine And buy u diamonds and pearls, She gave me her pager number and...

Last week Kyle left the band Now we're back together Misunderstanding, didn't understand Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Couldn't split up Kato and Nash Couldn't split up Tango and Cash This is our song of...

KG: Jack? JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think some people, do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us- JB: No. KG: -but we can't tell? JB: No we don't have that technology...

[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh! [JB] Arrrggghhhh! [Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure, [JB] Yeah, la la la [Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la [JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la [Sasquatch] You...

Sasquatch: Arrgggghhhh! JB: Arrrggghhhh! Sasquatch: That's good, lets go an adventure, JB: Yeah, (la la la) Sasquatch: I've got lots to show you, (la la laaa) JB: Can i be a sasquatch too? (la la la) Sasquatch: You...