Тексты песен «Tenacious D»

In the nightime desert, I heard the pattering of feet. This is an army of darkness hitting the road. Axes. Spears. Swords in their arms. There is a force and a sign of war without god. Hot sand, heated sun, Stony ashes...

Lee: Well, me and K.G., yeah, we're going to sing A little song about a few special things Special things... talking special things. Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand Helps his little buddy to...

Lee: Well, me and K.G., yeah, we"re going to sing A little song about a few special things Special things... talking special things. Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand Helps his little buddy to...

Well, me and K.G. Yeah, we're going to sing. A little song about a few special things. Special things. Talkin' special things. Like when a friend gives a friend, a helping hand. Helps his little buddy to understand...

ALRIGHTY THIS IS A SONG SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN IS HE STRONG LISTEN BUD HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD HEY THERE THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN OW IS HE STRONG? LISTEN BUD HE...

All the ladies in the house say yeah Come on you mother fuckers say a prayer When you fights you gots to fight fair You mother fucker, oh, you mother fucker You know what time it is Tenacious D time, you mother...

Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Hey there, there goes the Spiderman! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Can he scream, o...

What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. AAAHHH OHHHHH WAAHHH OHHHH WHYYYY...

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today The government would...

this is a song called the history of tenacious d and its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past, but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER! we ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil's plain...

Talking (JB) You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were striken...

'Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny, child. You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick! Of Destiny, child. More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain. In Venice beach there was...

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh...

They fucked our asses, They fucked 'em hard, But we kept our?indiegbread? for the whole night?young?, Hi-a-a-a They blocked our album, They fucked our show, But we marched through hill and bill, Through the ice...

[Santa] Ho, Ho, Ho So many christmas letters So many wishes Lucy wants a squeezy doll Jimmy wants a moon rocket Oh, this list's rather long... [Sum 41] yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yah [JB] Hey now Santa I'm...

[Santa] Ho, Ho, Ho So many christmas letters So many wishes Lucy wants a squeezy doll Jimmy wants a moon rocket Oh, this list's rather long... [Sum 41] yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yah [JB] Hey now Santa I'm...

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found Noone was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down Jesus turned water to...

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again! To feel the high We got to learn to fly We got to take it to the sky On the wings of an eagle!...

It could've been disaster til the pupil found his master! Something rhymes with master! He's teaching him in the ways of rock! His fingers move with blinding speed! Within my mind he'll plant the seed! I'm proud to be...

[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in...